The Sidley Summer Associate biter story is nuts....

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I was a summer associate at Sidley in NY in 2006 and they fired a summer for stealing her secretary's purse. It was insane - they had her on camera even though she denied it and when they took it out of her desk she didn't have any real explanation for why she did it. Must have been a kleptomaniac.

Right. And was this girl splashed all over the pages of ABL and XOXOhth? Nope, only the ones who do silly things get ostracized and humiliated. The criminals and sociopaths get a big pass.

No it was pretty hush hush. But it was also the summer of Aquagirl so she couldn't really compete.

That’s my point …

[Anonymous]

Its all anyone is talking about at EVERY biglaw firm this summer.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Its all anyone is talking about at EVERY biglaw firm this summer.

Because they are insecure losers

[Anonymous]

Maybe she's a big soccer fan of Suarez.

[Anonymous]

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This woman clearly has some mental health issues. Please be compassionate.

[Anonymous]

I love this crazy shit. I just emailed a link about this to one of our summer associates and wrote "Thank you for not biting me, even once."

[Anonymous]

What is Aquagirl??

[Anonymous]

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This woman clearly has some mental health issues. Please be compassionate.

Medical issues is no excuse to be violent. I’m so sick of apologists for this kind of behavior.

[Anonymous]

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This woman clearly has some mental health issues. Please be compassionate.

Medical issues is no excuse to be violent. I’m so sick of apologists for this kind of behavior.

This. And PP this person was in school 2 months ago, or less we don’t know when the biting happened. Was she biting people at school too?

[Anonymous]

I need more details on how this happened. Like did she just grab an hand and bite? Drunk and biting faces? Hug and bite the ear?

[Anonymous]

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That is definitely fictional AI slop.

I don't think so. There is a story about it on Above the Law, which is usually accurate. https://abovethelaw.com/2025/07/summer-associates-naughty-toddler-impression-gets-her-bounced-from-biglaw/

Plus, a poster on Reddit--yeah, I know people sometimes make stuff up--said she did it during the Northwestern moot court competition.

As someone who was defamed by ATL, who then corrected them and was further denigrated for that effort...I don't find them accurate.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I need more details

Why do you need any details or any information? Why does this affect the public.

[Anonymous]

The crazy thing is that there were multiple, escalating incidents. Which means she was almost certainly told to stop, potentially more than once, but she continued. Wild.

[Anonymous]

Please remember that there is a person who is not a public figure on the other side of this whose story is not being accurately portrayed. The context is nobody's business because nobody is pursuing any legal action against her and she never chose to put her life in the public eye.

She made a mistake. She's beyond aware. And hopefully she's learned a lesson.

But in a mom's forum, she's not a Casey Anthony, Mary Kay Letourneau, or Michaele Salahi. Please allow her the grace to try to move on and find a career for herself in a profession where people take on student debt. She is someone who cares deeply to repay these loans and use her education to better the world. The cyberbullying only serves to do the opposite.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The crazy thing is that there were multiple, escalating incidents. Which means she was almost certainly told to stop, potentially more than once, but she continued. Wild.

No, that's not how it happened. But this is the issue: the fabricated story has gotten out of control.