The Sidley Summer Associate biter story is nuts....

[Anonymous]

I told my daughter this story and she asked if the associate in question is Asian or an uwu/oo woo girl trying to be cute or funny. Apparently biting is a thing? She said her Chinese friends gently bite their friends on the shoulder as a greeting.

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Anonymous wrote:I told my daughter this story and she asked if the associate in question is Asian or an uwu/oo woo girl trying to be cute or funny. Apparently biting is a thing? She said her Chinese friends gently bite their friends on the shoulder as a greeting.

This sounds vaguely racist to me.

[Anonymous]

My daughter with predominantly Asian friends is racist?

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Anonymous wrote:I love this crazy shit. I just emailed a link about this to one of our summer associates and wrote "Thank you for not biting me, even once."

Inappropriate and immature.

+100. Totally inappropriate

Loser attorney trying to seem funny and cool to younger summer associate. I’ve seen your type too often.

[Anonymous]

Perhaps a tad racist for your daughter to make that guess. But at least you are a mom on here and you are using it to check in on your daughter, so I applaud you more than the many other people on here who do not seem to be moms or any non-nefarious purpose other than lines such as "I NEEED to know" probably to laugh about a story on tik-tok that was been very twisted and contorted far from the reality of it.

Anonymous wrote:My daughter with predominantly Asian friends is racist?

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Anonymous wrote:Aquagirl = the Clearly Goatlips Cleary Gottlieb summer associate who stripped down to her underwear and dove into the Hudson River. At a summer associate event. At night. Had to be rescued.

And Aquagirl got an offer.

She got a cold offer from Cleary if i remember right.

What’s a cold offer?

Unless things have changed, when I was a summer associate around that time, a cold offer meant that you were free to tell other firms that you had received an offer so as not to harm your future job-seeking efforts, but no, you were not in fact welcome to return to that particular firm. Aquagirl landed a gig at another Biglaw firm.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I love this crazy shit. I just emailed a link about this to one of our summer associates and wrote "Thank you for not biting me, even once."

Inappropriate and immature.

+100. Totally inappropriate

Loser attorney trying to seem funny and cool to younger summer associate. I’ve seen your type too often.

Nailed it

[Anonymous]

IDK, I sort of feel that if you go to work as a summer and bite people, then at least on some level you wanted notoriety. If it doesn’t feel the way you thought it would, too bad.

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Anonymous wrote:Please remember that there is a person who is not a public figure on the other side of this whose story is not being accurately portrayed. The context is nobody's business because nobody is pursuing any legal action against her and she never chose to put her life in the public eye.

She made a mistake. She's beyond aware. And hopefully she's learned a lesson.

But in a mom's forum, she's not a Casey Anthony, Mary Kay Letourneau, or Michaele Salahi. Please allow her the grace to try to move on and find a career for herself in a profession where people take on student debt. She is someone who cares deeply to repay these loans and use her education to better the world. The cyberbullying only serves to do the opposite.

Oh please. How do you know so much about her?

FWIW I’m currently stuck on a plane trying to get into DCA and this thread has been a saving grace. The other passengers are wondering why I can’t stop laughing.

Laughing on a plane might get you bit. Peak annoying

[Anonymous]

No, never wanted notoriety. Is this what the DC moms tell their children? If you do something at school that's inappropriate, you may have your story twisted all over social media and mommy message boards because one of the incel boys feels the need to react in a certain way online?

Anonymous wrote:IDK, I sort of feel that if you go to work as a summer and bite people, then at least on some level you wanted notoriety. If it doesn’t feel the way you thought it would, too bad.

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Do the cold offers still exist?

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Anonymous wrote:Aquagirl = the Clearly Goatlips Cleary Gottlieb summer associate who stripped down to her underwear and dove into the Hudson River. At a summer associate event. At night. Had to be rescued.

And Aquagirl got an offer.

She got a cold offer from Cleary if i remember right.

What’s a cold offer?

Unless things have changed, when I was a summer associate around that time, a cold offer meant that you were free to tell other firms that you had received an offer so as not to harm your future job-seeking efforts, but no, you were not in fact welcome to return to that particular firm. Aquagirl landed a gig at another Biglaw firm.

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Anonymous wrote:No, never wanted notoriety. Is this what the DC moms tell their children? If you do something at school that's inappropriate, you may have your story twisted all over social media and mommy message boards because one of the incel boys feels the need to react in a certain way online?

Anonymous wrote:IDK, I sort of feel that if you go to work as a summer and bite people, then at least on some level you wanted notoriety. If it doesn’t feel the way you thought it would, too bad.

Of course she wanted notoriety, even if she isn’t admitting it now. And now she’s blaming someone else I see. Ridiculous. Grow up. She is not in elementary school, where biting is already gone because kids know after the 2s class of preschool not to do that.

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Anonymous wrote:Do the cold offers still exist?

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Anonymous wrote:Aquagirl = the Clearly Goatlips Cleary Gottlieb summer associate who stripped down to her underwear and dove into the Hudson River. At a summer associate event. At night. Had to be rescued.

Still hoping for an offer I see. Ugh
And Aquagirl got an offer.

She got a cold offer from Cleary if i remember right.

What’s a cold offer?

Unless things have changed, when I was a summer associate around that time, a cold offer meant that you were free to tell other firms that you had received an offer so as not to harm your future job-seeking efforts, but no, you were not in fact welcome to return to that particular firm. Aquagirl landed a gig at another Biglaw firm.

[Anonymous]

You're ridiculous and should grow up to be turning to online outlets and not be doing your work if you are even a lawyer. And if you're not a lawyer, why are you fixated on this.

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Ridiculous. Grow up.

[Anonymous]

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED?

I hate ATL and don’t want to read it.