Besides black coffee, what is the most masculine, least ick coffee order for a man?

[Anonymous]

I only drink black coffee or americanos. DH is a caramel latte guy. Didn’t know there were gender stereotypes associated with coffee.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Be British, drink tea.

Tea has no essence. And in the morning on an empty stomach, you’re asking for a belly ache.

I am American, drink tea every morning on an empty stomach, and have zero belly aches. Guess I’m tougher than you.

I'm not the PP, but black tea on an empty stomach makes me queasy, too. Coffee doesn't seem to bother me.

[Anonymous]

Tequila

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Be British, drink tea.

Tea has no essence. And in the morning on an empty stomach, you’re asking for a belly ache.

This is a very strange take.

No it's not. Tea contains tannin and consuming it on an empty stomach often leads to nausea.

DP. It's not like coffee is completely free of tannins.

Black coffee does not upset my stomach. Green/black tea does.

Okay. Congratulations?

I can drink black coffee on an empty stomach all day long, as the level of tannins doesn't bother me. People are different.

[Anonymous]

^^sorry, that should be black coffee, black tea, and green tea

[Anonymous]

Black coffee with real milk

[Anonymous]

I like my coffee with whole milk and vanilla syrup. I also like not too sugary vanilla lattes. If some random finds that “ick” and not masculine, thats fine. I’m not letting you anywhere near my dick anyway, that’s for my wife.

[Anonymous]

Is this a bunch of 15 year olds posting? Nobody cares what someone orders at Starbucks, you morons.

[Anonymous]

My DH drinks a silly over-customized vanilla latte. I have been known to poke fun at him for its frivolity, and/or to comment on how it's a lot to spend on a coffee, but it falls more in the endearing category than the ick one. Picking up a coffee is definitely our love language.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My DH drinks a silly over-customized vanilla latte. I have been known to poke fun at him for its frivolity, and/or to comment on how it's a lot to spend on a coffee, but it falls more in the endearing category than the ick one. Picking up a coffee is definitely our love language.

This is sus. You sound in denial. Dh could be down low.

[Anonymous]

Orange mocha Frappuccino

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Orange mocha Frappuccino

Mmmm, this sounds good.

[Anonymous]

If you're in DC, proudly order a Cherry Blossom Cold Brew from Compass and carry your pink drink with your head held high.

[Anonymous]

Preface your order with "I like my coffee like my women..."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Strictly speaking, allowing any liquid--unstable, insinuating, feminine--to penetrate one of your orifices is unmanly, and besides would require that you unclench your jaw and might lead you to take your eyes off the ridgeline.

Real men are refreshed by their sense of duty.

This should be on a mug!