Besides black coffee, what is the most masculine, least ick coffee order for a man?

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whatever coffee drink I tell her to make me

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Anonymous wrote:Coffee with a shot of whiskey

Do people genuinely do this? I've had it before, I think at college football tailgates. But it seemed pointless. 1 oz shot of whisky into a 12+ oz coffee barely tastes like anything and it certainly doesn't give you any sort of buzz.

Because you're doing it wrong. First of all, don't put the whisky into 12 oz of coffee. Second of all, use more whisky. Duh.

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Anonymous wrote:Be British, drink tea.

Tea has no essence. And in the morning on an empty stomach, you’re asking for a belly ache.

This is a very strange take.

No it's not. Tea contains tannin and consuming it on an empty stomach often leads to nausea.

DP. It's not like coffee is completely free of tannins.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Coffee with a shot of whiskey

Do people genuinely do this? I've had it before, I think at college football tailgates. But it seemed pointless. 1 oz shot of whisky into a 12+ oz coffee barely tastes like anything and it certainly doesn't give you any sort of buzz.

Because you're doing it wrong. First of all, don't put the whisky into 12 oz of coffee. Second of all, use more whisky. Duh.

12 oz is the smallest coffee sold at Starbucks, Dunkin, McDonalds. Most people get 16 oz grande/mediums and 20 oz venti/larges.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Be British, drink tea.

Tea has no essence. And in the morning on an empty stomach, you’re asking for a belly ache.

This is a very strange take.

No it's not. Tea contains tannin and consuming it on an empty stomach often leads to nausea.

DP. It's not like coffee is completely free of tannins.

Black coffee does not upset my stomach. Green/black tea does.

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Anonymous wrote:whatever coffee drink I tell her to make me

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Anonymous wrote:Espresso. Or, as the French say, expresso.

We don't. We say "un p'tit express". And we are not greasy!

Huh. My French teacher taught me “expresso” and the last time I was in France, about two months ago, people were ordering expresso at the local boulangerie.

DP- It's definitely un express. You may have just automatically added the o. Same way I like to add syllables to "sens d'orientatation"

[Anonymous]

My otherwise extremely stereotypically masculine DH loves vanilla machiatos and strawberry daiquiris. He has zero qualms about ordering them, and when his friends give him grief he just tells them they are jealous because his drink tastes better than theirs.

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Real men don't drink their coffee. They shoot it with a gun.

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This is one of the strongest DCUM posts.

What's the context? A job interview or date? And you're trying to impress? Don't be fake. If you don't drink coffee don't drink coffee. Get something else. Drink water.

[Anonymous]

Tall, dark, and mellow

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Strictly speaking, allowing any liquid--unstable, insinuating, feminine--to penetrate one of your orifices is unmanly, and besides would require that you unclench your jaw and might lead you to take your eyes off the ridgeline.

Real men are refreshed by their sense of duty.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Be British, drink tea.

Tea has no essence. And in the morning on an empty stomach, you’re asking for a belly ache.

I am American, drink tea every morning on an empty stomach, and have zero belly aches. Guess I’m tougher than you.

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Anonymous wrote:What is this question? How does liking a sugary drink make a man less masculine? Some of you are so weird.

Real men should be drinking Monster energy, not Frappuccinos I guess?

Real men drink what they want and don’t care what people think.

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Anonymous wrote:Just downing the coffee grinds. Adding hot water is for wimps.

These days I think the cool kids “dry scoop preworkout”