Besides black coffee, what is the most masculine, least ick coffee order for a man?

[Anonymous]

Be British, drink tea.

[Anonymous]

I'm a woman and I think black coffee has no gender. Where are you getting coffee that doesn't taste great on its own? I personally like almost everything except Starbucks Pike Place roast.

[Anonymous]

Caramel drizzle Frappuccino.

[Anonymous]

Are you worried about ordering coffee that makes you look masculine???

If so, you have some serious issues.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I find anyone who has more than 3 ingredients in their coffee to be extra. Regardless of gender.

This. And super large anything seems gluttonous

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Are you 14? Drink orders don't make a person masculine or "ick". Ffs.

I'm in my 40s and it frankly is extremely ick when a man orders anything sweet ex. pumpkin spiced latte or custom frappucino with "drizzle". Also pretty ick when a man orders coffee with sugar imo. Really old pensioner boomers get a pass on the sugar.

Good god you are insufferable. How do you put up with yourself?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Pink Drink. A guy who can order that and drink it is extremely secure in their masculinity

This was my number one craving through both pregnancies so DH has ordered a million pink drinks

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Pink Drink. A guy who can order that and drink it is extremely secure in their masculinity

This was my number one craving through both pregnancies so DH has ordered a million pink drinks

Realizing you all don't have a mental image of my DH- he's a bald, bearded, flannel wearing macho man.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I find anyone who has more than 3 ingredients in their coffee to be extra. Regardless of gender.

Me too. Most people at coffee shops don’t actually like coffee. Their drinks are overly sweet concoctions that taste nothing like coffee and are closer to a milkshake.

[Anonymous]

The most masculine coffee drink is a black drip with a Marlboro cigarette in it. Is that what you’re looking for?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Be British, drink tea.

Tea has no essence. And in the morning on an empty stomach, you’re asking for a belly ache.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm a woman and I think black coffee has no gender. Where are you getting coffee that doesn't taste great on its own? I personally like almost everything except Starbucks Pike Place roast.

The only coffee at Starbucks that’s good black is the light blonde roast or those pricy Reserve roasts — but only Reserve locations brew those with those Clover pour over machines.

[Anonymous]

Just downing the coffee grinds. Adding hot water is for wimps.

[Anonymous]

Percolator coffee. Best cooked over an open fire.
Whiskey, neat. Best if they pull the cork out with their teeth and take a swig. Glasses are whimpy.

[Anonymous]

Lotta infantry dudes in our family. The most masculine men apparently just chew up the coffee beans to get the caffeine hit. Hot coffee made with water would therefore be feminine?