Besides black coffee, what is the most masculine, least ick coffee order for a man?

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Espresso. Or, as the French say, expresso.

I see greasy foreign men ordering espresso. Not a turn on. Too much cologne, trying too hard, whatever it is, ick.

Are you usually this xenophobic and juvenile?

I'm in a coffee shop once sometimes twice a day. When I walk in and smell strong cologne you know you're going to see foreign men with slicked hair waiting for espressos.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Are you 14? Drink orders don't make a person masculine or "ick". Ffs.

I'm in my 40s and it frankly is extremely ick when a man orders anything sweet ex. pumpkin spiced latte or custom frappucino with "drizzle". Also pretty ick when a man orders coffee with sugar imo. Really old pensioner boomers get a pass on the sugar.

You sound like a complete idiot. First for even using "ick", and then for such a misandrist view of coffee orders.

[Anonymous]

Let's stop gendering beverages please.

[Anonymous]

What a strange thread. Who cares what men order? Do you really judge people on their drink OP?

[Anonymous]

I knew a woman who thought it was feminine to drink out of a straw. Who cares what a man orders?? Is he not allowed to have tastes and preferences.

This is how women end up with jerk men. They care more about material things like what they drink and less about his true personality. I have a good husband, I do not care one iota what he drinks.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I knew a woman who thought it was feminine to drink out of a straw. Who cares what a man orders?? Is he not allowed to have tastes and preferences.

This is how women end up with jerk men. They care more about material things like what they drink and less about his true personality. I have a good husband, I do not care one iota what he drinks.

It is.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Espresso. Or, as the French say, expresso.

I see greasy foreign men ordering espresso. Not a turn on. Too much cologne, trying too hard, whatever it is, ick.

Ooh, I love greasy foreign men!

[Anonymous]

Pink Drink. A guy who can order that and drink it is extremely secure in their masculinity

[Anonymous]

Order whatever coffee you want but stir it with the barrel of your six shooter. Very manly.

[Anonymous]

Coffee with a shot of whiskey

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I knew a woman who thought it was feminine to drink out of a straw. Who cares what a man orders?? Is he not allowed to have tastes and preferences.

This is how women end up with jerk men. They care more about material things like what they drink and less about his true personality. I have a good husband, I do not care one iota what he drinks.

It is.

And it also gives you wrinkles.

[Anonymous]

Americano

[Anonymous]

I don't think Gen Z cares about these things. Thank goodness.

[Anonymous]

I find anyone who has more than 3 ingredients in their coffee to be extra. Regardless of gender.