Besides black coffee, what is the most masculine, least ick coffee order for a man?

[Anonymous]

Just eat the coffee beans for Christ's sake.

[Anonymous]

This is adorable.
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But I watched it through my browser not the dumb app

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[Anonymous]

Gas station coffee.

[Anonymous]

Sometimes on social media I'll see a guy order some insanely sugar-laden, huge drink at starbucks and I love it. For them. I wouldn't want my husband spending the money, tbh. But its so great to see someone experience life's little pleasures regardless of the stupid gender expectations society places upon them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Iced Americano

Weird question OP.

+1 on iced americano

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Coffee with a shot of whiskey

Yes please! I like this occasionally but usually just black.
I guess I am a manly woman. I can't help it but I judge people's coffee orders, but not in a gendered way. Men and women alike (even my parents) are subject to my judgment. I'm not a creep so I won't call anyone on it and would probably judge someone shaming someone's order even harsher than I would the order.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Percolator coffee. Best cooked over an open fire.
Whiskey, neat. Best if they pull the cork out with their teeth and take a swig. Glasses are whimpy.

I need this

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Pink Drink. A guy who can order that and drink it is extremely secure in their masculinity

This was my number one craving through both pregnancies so DH has ordered a million pink drinks

Realizing you all don't have a mental image of my DH- he's a bald, bearded, flannel wearing macho man.

I'd love to see that but since it's just a drink, not coffee, it doesn't get the judgment for being *extra*

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Espresso. Or, as the French say, expresso.

We don't. We say "un p'tit express". And we are not greasy!

Huh. My French teacher taught me “expresso” and the last time I was in France, about two months ago, people were ordering expresso at the local boulangerie.

[Anonymous]

Truck stop coffee that's been sitting on the burner for hours so it's like sludge. Bonus points if consumed on the way to the huntin' camp.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sometimes on social media I'll see a guy order some insanely sugar-laden, huge drink at starbucks and I love it. For them. I wouldn't want my husband spending the money, tbh. But its so great to see someone experience life's little pleasures regardless of the stupid gender expectations society places upon them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Coffee with a shot of whiskey

Do people genuinely do this? I've had it before, I think at college football tailgates. But it seemed pointless. 1 oz shot of whisky into a 12+ oz coffee barely tastes like anything and it certainly doesn't give you any sort of buzz.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Be British, drink tea.

Tea has no essence. And in the morning on an empty stomach, you’re asking for a belly ache.

This is a very strange take.

[Anonymous]

here ya go:

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[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Be British, drink tea.

Tea has no essence. And in the morning on an empty stomach, you’re asking for a belly ache.

This is a very strange take.

No it's not. Tea contains tannin and consuming it on an empty stomach often leads to nausea.