Misheard lyrics
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hahaha! |
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| I thought Simple Minds was singing “I like fried chicken” instead of “alive and kicking”. |
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I always thought Elton John was singing about a farmed love of lanolin.
“Loves lies Bleating in my hand” |
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| Like a twister I was born to walk alone! |
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Kenny Rogers- You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille. Four hundred children all crappin' in the field.
Apparently there were only 4 hungry children and a crop in the field! |
Anonymous
Very free range parenting. |
Anonymous
| Whenever I saw mention of “Our Lips are Sealed,” I always thought that it seems so popular and that it was strange that I’ve never heard it. I always thought the singer was saying, “Promise I’ll see ya,” or, “I’m with Cecile.” |
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I remember singing, “Honest, I’ll see you! and thought was the song title. |
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| I was in kindergarten in 1976 and proudly belted out LEV REE DUM REID and was convinced these were the words to My Country ‘Tis of Thee. |
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Rocket man, burning all the streets I've ever known.
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Bette Davis Eyes by Kim Carnes
...all the boys think she's a spaz, she's got Bette Davis eyes |
Anonymous
This is clear: She was blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a douche. Another ruler in the night. |
Anonymous
| "I want to be sedated" as "I want a piece of David" |
Anonymous
Dude, you just educated me... I seriously thought that was the lyric until you forced me to look it up... |