Misheard lyrics

[Anonymous]

I'm walking in Memphis. Walking with my feet 10 feet of the pier.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I always thought it was “I went to the danger zone” not highway to the danger zone. I only realized I was wrong this summer when the new movie came out and my kids laughed at me.

Me, too!!!

[Anonymous]

It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not
Bon Jovi

[Anonymous]

I had a friend recently singing "raspberry sorbet" and had no idea why I was laughing.

[Anonymous]

A year has passed since I broke my nose.

-Sting

[Anonymous]

Michael told me in the closet, I got some chicken, I’m so sad

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I had a friend recently singing "raspberry sorbet" and had no idea why I was laughing.

The kind you find in a 2nd hand store?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I always thought it was “I went to the danger zone” not highway to the danger zone. I only realized I was wrong this summer when the new movie came out and my kids laughed at me.

I was today years old when I learned that it wasn’t.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I always thought it was “I went to the danger zone” not highway to the danger zone. I only realized I was wrong this summer when the new movie came out and my kids laughed at me.

I was today years old when I learned that it wasn’t.

Same here. You really do learn something new every day.

[Anonymous]

Know what I mean?
It’s just supreme
Greased Lightning
No no no no
No no no no no no no no no no no noooooo

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The evergreen "Excuse me while I kiss this guy."

Original lyrics by Jimi Hendrix

[Anonymous]

"Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever doooo
I guess it rains down in Africaaaa (I guess it rains!)"

or alternatively, "I guess Lorraine's down in Africaaaaa"

[Anonymous]

"Hold me closer Tony Danzaaaa"

[Anonymous]

Volunteered for the Army on my birthday
It's a type of white trash church around here anyway

Steve Earle

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Gonna have some matzah, baby, this evening, gotta have some matzah, baby, tonight!