Misheard lyrics

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Money for nothing and your chicks for free 🐄


That’s not it?


I thought it was checks for free


It’s chicks!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:"I want to be sedated" as "I want a piece of David"


24 hours to go to get a piece of David?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:"I want to be sedated" as "I want a piece of David"


24 hours to go to get a piece of David?


he's a tough one..that David.
Anonymous

ā€œThen I saw her face, now I’m gonna leave herā€ Correct lyric: ā€œThen I saw her face, now I’m a believerā€ from The Monkees’ ā€˜I’m a Believer’
Anonymous
Bruce Springsteen’s dancing in the dark:

(Really thought this was dark + about drug use)

You sit around getting older
*Here’s a toke, here’s some wine - it’s on me
*I stick this one in my shoulder
C’mon baby the laugh’s on me

Real lyrics:
You sit around gettin' older
There's a joke here somewhere and it's on me
I'll shake this world off my shoulders
Come on, baby, the laugh's on me
Anonymous
More, please! I am actually crying with laughter and laughing so hard my stomach hurts.
Anonymous
When I was younger I thought Paul Young was saying:

Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you./ That doesn't even make sense.


Every time you go away, you take a piece of me with you- from ā€œEverytime You Go Away.ā€
Anonymous
The Weeknd, Starboy:
House so empty needs a centerpeice

I heard:
House so empty needs a centipede
Anonymous
I got my first real sex dream – bought it at the five-and-dime... It was the summer of ā€˜69ā€

It really does make the song take on a whole new meaning.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:My parents were big Neil Diamond fans. I grew up thinking he was singing ā€œReverend Blue Jeansā€ when the actual lyrics are ā€œForever in Blue Jeansā€. It was decades before I discovered my mistake.


My son heard the same thing, and now it's what we all sing!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:ā€œHold me closer Tony Danzaā€

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Anonymous
Ruben says hi = Groove is in the Heart
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