Misheard lyrics
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Anonymous
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I have a few doozies
From “Flashdance” I still hear “take your passion” as “take your pants off.” From “Like a Virgin” I still hear “touched for the very first time” as “sex for the very first time” (I guess I was very literal?) And lest you think I am just a perv, I still hear “We’re up all night to get lucky” from Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky” as “serve up a Mexican breakfast.” What are your craziest misheard lyrics? |
Anonymous
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Anonymous
| The evergreen "Excuse me while I kiss this guy." |
Anonymous
| Mine is Annie Lenox's "feels like walking on broken glass." I thought it was "feels like walking on propane gas." I don't think my father has ever laughed harder than when he heard me say that. |
Anonymous
| It is not wrapped up like a douche! |
Anonymous
| I’ll never leave your pizza burnin’ |
Anonymous
Wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night! Just cross my feet before you leave me, baby |
Anonymous
OMG, I love it! |
Anonymous
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Gonna have some matzah, baby, this evening, gotta have some matzah, baby, tonight!
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Anonymous
| It’s not I get high…it’s I can’t ride. The Beatles I wanna hold your hand. |
Anonymous
Sigh. Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night. |
Anonymous
Sorry it’s I can’t hide! |
Anonymous
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Taylor Swift not talking about lonely Starbucks Lover/
Psy was not singing Condom Star Madonna was not touched for the 31st time. |
Anonymous
| I always thought it was “I went to the danger zone” not highway to the danger zone. I only realized I was wrong this summer when the new movie came out and my kids laughed at me. |
Anonymous
Thanks! I needed a good laugh!! |