Misheard lyrics

Anonymous
I thought I heard Madonna's "Papa, Don't Preach" mentioned sheep.

Years later, the internet informs me that I'm not the only one.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:It is not wrapped up like a douche!


Wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night!

Just cross my feet before you leave me, baby


Sigh.

Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night.


Wrapped up like a douche another odor in the night.
Anonymous
"There's a bathroom on the right". Good old CCR. I cannot unhear it.
Anonymous
"There's a bathroom on the right" instead of there's a bad moon on the rise.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:It is not wrapped up like a douche!


Wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night!

Just cross my feet before you leave me, baby


Sigh.

Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night.


Wrapped up like a douche another odor in the night.


I'm dying.
Anonymous
“Hold me closer Tony Danza”

😄😄😄😄
Anonymous
That I’m an angry Jew
Anonymous
Come in from the war zone - seventh avenue
Anonymous
My parents were big Neil Diamond fans. I grew up thinking he was singing “Reverend Blue Jeans” when the actual lyrics are “Forever in Blue Jeans”. It was decades before I discovered my mistake.
Anonymous
"There's a baboon on the right"

(CCR's Bad Moon Rising")
Anonymous
Here I am
Rock you like a Christmas ham
- the Scorpions
Anonymous
Gladly the cross-eyed bear. An oldie.
Anonymous
We built this city. We built this city on sausage rolls.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:It is not wrapped up like a douche!


Wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night!

Just cross my feet before you leave me, baby


Sigh.

Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night.


Yes, I know the real lyrics but my misheard ones are so much better!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Here I am
Rock you like a Christmas ham
- the Scorpions


Now I can't even hear the original. This is too good!
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