OLD buzz words / phrases that make you swipe left?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Feed me tacos and tell me I’m pretty

Love the water! And fresh air! Love the Sun!

Hobbies include shopping.

Yes! It's giving emotionally/mentally stunted

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Logically, I know that “OLD” is an acronym for online dating, but every time I see it it feels like someone shouting the word “old” at me.

Everything has to have an acronym nowadays. SMH.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Guy here.

Anyone putting their social media profile on their bio. Snapchat, IG, Twitter. Immediate Left. My experience says they're just looking for followers.
Any mention of sugar daddy. Left.
All pics look photoshopped. Left.
Pics with many friends. Left. I get it. We all have friends. I want to see you, not solve a puzzle to see which one is you.
I'm sure there's more but the one that makes me chuckle is when someone says, No hookups or FWB. But then all the pics are racy and show a bunch of skin. Left.
Unverified profiles - Left.
Felt cute, might delete later - Left.
If a bio literally says, I'm not good at bio's, ask me - Left.

When men police what women wear and imply that women who dress provocatively owe them hookups or no-strings sex — Left

When women say "Feed me" or "take me out a nice place" or "take me out for drinks" - Left. Entitled women looking for handouts.

I love to travel! I love to eat food! I love to laugh!

Translation: dance, monkey, dance.

[Anonymous]

I have been to ## countries

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have been to ## countries

My second grader came home from school one day and announced that larlo in his class was a “travel jerk.” I asked what he meant and he said Karol always talks about all the countries he has been.

My response- just wait until you start dating around here…

[Anonymous]

The beach is my happy place.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have been to ## countries

My second grader came home from school one day and announced that larlo in his class was a “travel jerk.” I asked what he meant and he said Karol always talks about all the countries he has been.

My response- just wait until you start dating around here…

But does Karol have the obligatory photo “me doing tree pose with Machu Picchu in the background”?

[Anonymous]

There are only so many things to do in life. Just remember this. These people are only as exciting as you are.

[Anonymous]

Handstand photos are popular these days. It seems like the means for a girlboss type to show of her figure with plausible deniability

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Handstand photos are popular these days. It seems like the means for a girlboss type to show of her figure with plausible deniability

Which is something demanded of us “full length photos please” in guys bios.

[Anonymous]

“Contrarian” or “Devils Advocate”

Devil doesn’t need your help honey, just write @sshole

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Assume what you want, but “No drama” means precisely that.

But what is drama? Jerry Springer? Or run of the mill conflict at times? Or a woman being bothered when he’s checking out other women?

When I see "no drama", I think it means "I seem to attract chaos but have no ability to see the ways that I contribute to that chaos."

Exactly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Anyone who is negative, like, "Are there any real women on here?" Or who lists a bunch of things they don't want.

No ethically non-monogamous.

If all the selfies are in a car, I assume he is married. If he posts pics of his kids I assume he is an idiot.

What is with men and car selfies?

[Anonymous]

gentleman = red flag.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Anyone who is negative, like, "Are there any real women on here?" Or who lists a bunch of things they don't want.

No ethically non-monogamous.

If all the selfies are in a car, I assume he is married. If he posts pics of his kids I assume he is an idiot.

What is with men and car selfies?

same with women who take coy selfies (sometimes with the ducky faced-kissy lips) at Machu Pichu or the leaning tower of Pisa.