OLD buzz words / phrases that make you swipe left?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Damn. I say that on mine. Welp. ::shrug::

The annoying non-word "welp" in a profile is an instant swipe left.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Open to any ethnicity
Any woke buzzwords
An angry tone, warning how not to approach her
Spoil me, or, looking for someone generous..
I enjoy shopping
Any links to her other social media
Any photos with cute filters like bunny ears, etc
Photos that obviously hide her body. Not one full length
Smoker-total deal breaker, same for 420 friendly

Lol. Ok, insecure white dude.

Not the least bit insecure. Just being smart and looking out for my health. There is a reason that Baltimore has a higher per capita rate of STDs than anywhere in the country.

[Anonymous]

-Poly..anything. Same for all the other new sexual orientation definitions. I'm just looking for a straight woman.
-The need to identify themselves by their perceived mental conditions.
-Likewise, the results of their personality test

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Open to any ethnicity
Any woke buzzwords
An angry tone, warning how not to approach her
Spoil me, or, looking for someone generous..
I enjoy shopping
Any links to her other social media
Any photos with cute filters like bunny ears, etc
Photos that obviously hide her body. Not one full length
Smoker-total deal breaker, same for 420 friendly

Lol. Ok, insecure white dude.

Not the least bit insecure. Just being smart and looking out for my health. There is a reason that Baltimore has a higher per capita rate of STDs than anywhere in the country.

NP. There is? Could you just go ahead and spell it out for me?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Open to any ethnicity
Any woke buzzwords
An angry tone, warning how not to approach her
Spoil me, or, looking for someone generous..
I enjoy shopping
Any links to her other social media
Any photos with cute filters like bunny ears, etc
Photos that obviously hide her body. Not one full length
Smoker-total deal breaker, same for 420 friendly

Lol. Ok, insecure white dude.

Not the least bit insecure. Just being smart and looking out for my health. There is a reason that Baltimore has a higher per capita rate of STDs than anywhere in the country.

NP. There is? Could you just go ahead and spell it out for me?

If you're the type who needs it spelled out for you, then you aren't that astute. That said, I'd gladly spell it out for you but the last time I did, it was removed. I try to post within the margins of what is deemed acceptable here.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Open to any ethnicity
Any woke buzzwords
An angry tone, warning how not to approach her
Spoil me, or, looking for someone generous..
I enjoy shopping
Any links to her other social media
Any photos with cute filters like bunny ears, etc
Photos that obviously hide her body. Not one full length
Smoker-total deal breaker, same for 420 friendly

Lol. Ok, insecure white dude.

Not the least bit insecure. Just being smart and looking out for my health. There is a reason that Baltimore has a higher per capita rate of STDs than anywhere in the country.

NP. There is? Could you just go ahead and spell it out for me?

If you're the type who needs it spelled out for you, then you aren't that astute. That said, I'd gladly spell it out for you but the last time I did, it was removed. I try to post within the margins of what is deemed acceptable here.

I don’t actually need it spelled out for me, no…I just wanted to see if you had the balls to say what you’re hinting at, without all this mealy-mouthed bullshit.

Happy to see that you’ve chosen to toe the line in order to keep posting on the mommy forum without getting banned 🙏

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:-Poly..anything. Same for all the other new sexual orientation definitions. I'm just looking for a straight woman.
-The need to identify themselves by their perceived mental conditions.
-Likewise, the results of their personality test

I see men do the personality tests too and I find that so annoying

[Anonymous]

I've been doing this for a while now. Many of mine have been mentioned:

* just ask. (FU loser, I don't want to ask strangers anything, how arrogant)
*I'm an open book (why? Bad boundaries?)
*Any photo of them in front of their "things" like boat, car, dead elk etc
*Won't list their height (I assume short and insecure so swipe left)
*Tacos and patios. (okay, boring guy)
*Men who tell me what to do or how to be. "Reminder ladies, you look prettier with a smile on your face!" Or, "See, you have to message me first ladies, dont forget!" (so patronizing)
*Photos of their young kids (ew)
*I've been to 34 states and 12 countries (dork)
*I am told I Look much better than my pictures (so, take better photos, dude?)
*Age listed is emotional, not physical! I'm 54 but feel 39!

[Anonymous]

The photo in front of what they like to do is totally understandable. They have a passion for something. Great. Also the personality tests are sometimes a part of the dating app. It doesn’t say who they are entirely but it also gives some relevant information to relate to the other person. I don’t see these as being one dimensional. They are just explaining who they are. You want someone fake?

[Anonymous]

Some of you must be boring and want more interest in your life. To expect so much excitement and newness from another person

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The photo in front of what they like to do is totally understandable. They have a passion for something. Great. Also the personality tests are sometimes a part of the dating app. It doesn’t say who they are entirely but it also gives some relevant information to relate to the other person. I don’t see these as being one dimensional. They are just explaining who they are. You want someone fake?

A photo of you doing your interests is great! A photo in front of things you bought sends a clear message, "I have things, look what I got! Look at my Porsche to distract from my gut and wedding ring" kind of thing. I don't dig that. The meyers-briggs test or enneagram test is not a requirement on any dating site. Those are the specific tests I think people are complaining about.

[Anonymous]

"swipe left"
"swipe right"

[Anonymous]

I'm just as comfortable in jeans and a t-shirt as I am in a dress and heels.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm just as comfortable in jeans and a t-shirt as I am in a dress and heels.

That's a good one!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Anything about Trump. Two years after he leaves office, he's still living rent-free in their brains.

Yes especially anti. It's shows some kind of OCD is going on.

"I'm not a gold digger" definitely means they are, lol.

If they were ever a Trumper, they're too stupid for me to consider them.