OLD buzz words / phrases that make you swipe left?

[Anonymous]

Logically, I know that “OLD” is an acronym for online dating, but every time I see it it feels like someone shouting the word “old” at me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Tacos, hiking & yoga. Blehhh...

Sounds good to me! Except the hiking and yoga

I ♥️ You!

[Anonymous]

Anything about Trump. Two years after he leaves office, he's still living rent-free in their brains.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Guy here.

Anyone putting their social media profile on their bio. Snapchat, IG, Twitter. Immediate Left. My experience says they're just looking for followers.
Any mention of sugar daddy. Left.
All pics look photoshopped. Left.
Pics with many friends. Left. I get it. We all have friends. I want to see you, not solve a puzzle to see which one is you.
I'm sure there's more but the one that makes me chuckle is when someone says, No hookups or FWB. But then all the pics are racy and show a bunch of skin. Left.
Unverified profiles - Left.
Felt cute, might delete later - Left.
If a bio literally says, I'm not good at bio's, ask me - Left.

When men police what women wear and imply that women who dress provocatively owe them hookups or no-strings sex — Left

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Guy here.

Anyone putting their social media profile on their bio. Snapchat, IG, Twitter. Immediate Left. My experience says they're just looking for followers.
Any mention of sugar daddy. Left.
All pics look photoshopped. Left.
Pics with many friends. Left. I get it. We all have friends. I want to see you, not solve a puzzle to see which one is you.
I'm sure there's more but the one that makes me chuckle is when someone says, No hookups or FWB. But then all the pics are racy and show a bunch of skin. Left.
Unverified profiles - Left.
Felt cute, might delete later - Left.
If a bio literally says, I'm not good at bio's, ask me - Left.

When men police what women wear and imply that women who dress provocatively owe them hookups or no-strings sex — Left

+1. And then come to a mommy board to shame women. Ick.

[Anonymous]

Woman here:
-if you took a selfie with the phone visible in it
-if your selfie is in the gym, in your car, or in the bathroom
-if you have tattoos
-if your photos include a minor child who is not de-identified

Man here. It is very, very common for women’s OLD photos to include some or all of the above (photo taken in gym/car/bathroom, tats, her kids).

I don’t want to see photos of your pets, either, especially if it’s just your pet and you’re not even in the photo.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Woman here:
-if you took a selfie with the phone visible in it
-if your selfie is in the gym, in your car, or in the bathroom
-if you have tattoos
-if your photos include a minor child who is not de-identified

Man here. It is very, very common for women’s OLD photos to include some or all of the above (photo taken in gym/car/bathroom, tats, her kids).

I don’t want to see photos of your pets, either, especially if it’s just your pet and you’re not even in the photo.

Yes hate the women that post one pic of themselves that is suspect and four pics of their dog and two of some scenery. Or the women that post pics of themselves against some wall art of bird wings etc or from the neck up in a pit of plastic balls.

[Anonymous]

Dudes into video games/anime; tend to overlap with ENM. Do not pass go, do not collect $200

[Anonymous]

I can really understand why some of you are still dating.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I can really understand why some of you are still dating.

this

[Anonymous]

Such an entertaining thread. I haven’t OLD’ed in over a decade but “living life to the full (or fullest)” used to be a common phrase. Always made me chuckle.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Pronouns in bio

+1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Guy here.

Anyone putting their social media profile on their bio. Snapchat, IG, Twitter. Immediate Left. My experience says they're just looking for followers.
Any mention of sugar daddy. Left.
All pics look photoshopped. Left.
Pics with many friends. Left. I get it. We all have friends. I want to see you, not solve a puzzle to see which one is you.
I'm sure there's more but the one that makes me chuckle is when someone says, No hookups or FWB. But then all the pics are racy and show a bunch of skin. Left.
Unverified profiles - Left.
Felt cute, might delete later - Left.
If a bio literally says, I'm not good at bio's, ask me - Left.

When men police what women wear and imply that women who dress provocatively owe them hookups or no-strings sex — Left

When women say "Feed me" or "take me out a nice place" or "take me out for drinks" - Left. Entitled women looking for handouts.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It was cute in spring/summer of 2020, but a mask photo now means you must have jacked up teeth you’re trying to hide.

And please don’t make us play Where’s Waldo trying to find you in your photos.

Ha to "Where's Waldo"! I do think it's odd to have your cover photo be a group photo - which one are you??

I just saw a profile on Hinge with the first 3 photos of the same 2 guys! I didn't know whose profile it was until I reached the 4th photo. And no, it wasn't a bi couple looking for a woman.

[Anonymous]

Feed me tacos and tell me I’m pretty

Love the water! And fresh air! Love the Sun!

Hobbies include shopping.