The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

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Today she's taken a handful of her greatest hits and put them in one ... gratuitous sleeves, awkward not-sexy skirt slit, belt that only serves to argue with the rest of the outfit, and probably meant for a different season. Oh, and a brooch.

Once again this dress DOES NOT FIT HER! Please, please, please get a seamstress or a tailor.

And it might be pretty in early May with some strappy leather sandals and a straw hat, but in January?

She was locked in her room and the mice and birds put this dress together for her from scraps and sheets they found around the dungeon. Actually birds and mice wouldn't help her. It was the rats and cockroaches of DC. They are not good at hemming or tailoring.

[Anonymous]

^it looks like what happens when I try’s to sew my kid’s Halloween costumes - good enough for something to be worn in the dark, but be careful because you can’t wear it again

[Anonymous]

She often doesn’t seem to have planned a coat for her outfit. Here’s one from Indianapolis a while back. Wilbur’s all bundled up. Everyone else is wearing some outer layer. And this eye-scorcher would fit under a coat. (Also, the ripped linen number would fit under Melania’s wrap, stupid sleeves are no excuse.)

[Anonymous]

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I think she might have worn this cape before.

[Anonymous]

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There’s nothing truly wrong with this but it’s somehow slightly off. I expect better of her sartorial choices.

I have to say, I really like her look in the top photo. The colors are flattering, she looks 'cozy' yet her legs look fabulous. I say it's a win!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

There’s nothing truly wrong with this but it’s somehow slightly off. I expect better of her sartorial choices.

I have to say, I really like her look in the top photo. The colors are flattering, she looks 'cozy' yet her legs look fabulous. I say it's a win!

It’s a win, but everything’s subjective. I like the asymmetry and cut of the coat, but I don’t like brown nearly as much as Melania seems to, especially with her frosted hair and spray tan. Peg legs are a gimmick only women can get behind, but I do it (and, no, I don’t have her proportions).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It also really looks like Melania may be wearing a hair piece. Hmm.

I thought this was a given. If you look at old photos of her, she has a very large forehead/high hairline.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

There’s nothing truly wrong with this but it’s somehow slightly off. I expect better of her sartorial choices.

I have to say, I really like her look in the top photo. The colors are flattering, she looks 'cozy' yet her legs look fabulous. I say it's a win!

It’s a win, but everything’s subjective. I like the asymmetry and cut of the coat, but I don’t like brown nearly as much as Melania seems to, especially with her frosted hair and spray tan. Peg legs are a gimmick only women can get behind, but I do it (and, no, I don’t have her proportions).

I hate Melanie and this whole family but I do love a cape. A+ for the outfit. She should have looked in the mirror and removed one accessory however, and I have a suggestion as to which one.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:It also really looks like Melania may be wearing a hair piece. Hmm.

I thought this was a given. If you look at old photos of her, she has a very large forehead/high hairline.

Maybe she’s just wearing her hair differently? IDK.

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

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I like that. Kind of an odd color, but I like the coat.

[Anonymous]

^^ me too

[Anonymous]

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His coat is way too tight around the midsection.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:It also really looks like Melania may be wearing a hair piece. Hmm.

I thought this was a given. If you look at old photos of her, she has a very large forehead/high hairline.

Maybe she’s just wearing her hair differently? IDK.

I don’t think the bottom photo is resting bitch face, I think she is contemplating a lifetime of bad choices and feeling some comfort by holding a cute soft little baby. I think being around kids and babies is one of the very few things that bring out some joy in her.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It also really looks like Melania may be wearing a hair piece. Hmm.

I thought this was a given. If you look at old photos of her, she has a very large forehead/high hairline.

Maybe she’s just wearing her hair differently? IDK.

I don’t think the bottom photo is resting bitch face, I think she is contemplating a lifetime of bad choices and feeling some comfort by holding a cute soft little baby. I think being around kids and babies is one of the very few things that bring out some joy in her.

The baby is adorable. Honestly he could have been a real model baby in tv commercials and print ads. Holy cats is that a cute baby.

I think Melania is the cat that got the cream. She smiles inwardly.