The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

It looks so close to a comfy hotel bathrobe but then so far.

[Anonymous]

Agreed dark hair is better if that's your natural color - but for regrowth if you have gray you want ow hide blonds much better. not that she's hiding her regrtowth

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

It looks so close to a comfy hotel bathrobe but then so far.

But this isn't a fashion mishap. This is a fashion disaster. This is what you wear when you are marched through the street while someone goes behind you ringing a bell and yelling "shame" (which to be fair, maybe someone should). Stuff like this needs its own thread (not that I want to break up this party), because I feel like calling it a "mishap" lets off the designed and Ms. Trump-Kushner too lightly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I gained some weight after I had my second kid, and it took me a while to adjust my thinking and buy some bigger clothes. I feel like Ivanka has gained some weight, but hasn't acknowledged that fact, and continues to wear a size 4 when she's really an 8, therefore everything is too tight.

I don't know. Her clothes were a hot mess when she started this "job" and she was a size tiny then (and I'm sure is truly not at all big now).

Today she's taken a handful of her greatest hits and put them in one ... gratuitous sleeves, awkward not-sexy skirt slit, belt that only serves to argue with the rest of the outfit, and probably meant for a different season. Oh, and a brooch.

But no nips! I’m proud of her.

Is this really a recent photo? Because it has been extremely cold lately, I can’t imagine she could have walked out of her house like that recently... could she?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I gained some weight after I had my second kid, and it took me a while to adjust my thinking and buy some bigger clothes. I feel like Ivanka has gained some weight, but hasn't acknowledged that fact, and continues to wear a size 4 when she's really an 8, therefore everything is too tight.

I don't know. Her clothes were a hot mess when she started this "job" and she was a size tiny then (and I'm sure is truly not at all big now).

Today she's taken a handful of her greatest hits and put them in one ... gratuitous sleeves, awkward not-sexy skirt slit, belt that only serves to argue with the rest of the outfit, and probably meant for a different season. Oh, and a brooch.

But no nips! I’m proud of her.

Is this really a recent photo? Because it has been extremely cold lately, I can’t imagine she could have walked out of her house like that recently... could she?

Yep, this is from today! I also liked the DM comment on the brooch. "Glitzy: She added some bling to her ensemble with a gaudy gold brooch that was pinned to her dress."

[Anonymous]

Adding to the greatest hits list - weird, raw (?) hem. Someone already noted it is inappropriate for the season - is it a linen blend?

Also, don't like black shoes with that dress but shoes that actually went with it would highlight that the dress is inappropriate for the season.

I know we all know it is cold today but, for posterity, I'll note that today's temp in Washington was in the low 40s. I guess those sleeves rule out a coat.

[Anonymous]

Pic from the front. It is definitely a fancy bathrobe.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

It looks so close to a comfy hotel bathrobe but then so far.

I don't understand how it looks like a wrap at the top, then there's a sewn shut seam down the skirt, and then they weird-ass slit. This is one of the WORST things she's ever worn. So ugly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Pic from the front. It is definitely a fancy bathrobe.

I mean, I guess she took our advice to buy larger clothes because this dress looks way too big on her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I gained some weight after I had my second kid, and it took me a while to adjust my thinking and buy some bigger clothes. I feel like Ivanka has gained some weight, but hasn't acknowledged that fact, and continues to wear a size 4 when she's really an 8, therefore everything is too tight.

I don't know. Her clothes were a hot mess when she started this "job" and she was a size tiny then (and I'm sure is truly not at all big now).

Today she's taken a handful of her greatest hits and put them in one ... gratuitous sleeves, awkward not-sexy skirt slit, belt that only serves to argue with the rest of the outfit, and probably meant for a different season. Oh, and a brooch.

But no nips! I’m proud of her.

Is this really a recent photo? Because it has been extremely cold lately, I can’t imagine she could have walked out of her house like that recently... could she?

Yep, this is from today! I also liked the DM comment on the brooch. "Glitzy: She added some bling to her ensemble with a gaudy gold brooch that was pinned to her dress."

Yep, she typically goes without coats, step mom uses every day as a coat buying opportunity. At least her glum spell continues.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Pic from the front. It is definitely a fancy bathrobe.

I mean, I guess she took our advice to buy larger clothes because this dress looks way too big on her.

Does she have lice? Maybe is this her bathrobe that she was wearing when she was washing with Nix, because it looks like her hand is taking a cazh wander to her scalp to try to scratch at the little buggers without anyone noticing.

Her face looks different, even from the skintight red coat. (Oh I hear it now. Nice historical reference, Ivanka!)

Also I have the umbrella she has in her dungeon entrance. Now I have to burn the umbrella.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

It looks so close to a comfy hotel bathrobe but then so far.

I don't understand how it looks like a wrap at the top, then there's a sewn shut seam down the skirt, and then they weird-ass slit. This is one of the WORST things she's ever worn. So ugly.

+1
Why doesn’t she just wear normal human clothes? I think early on in these dark year someone said that she wears clothes like she’s an outer space alien who keeps trying to blend but failing miserably.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

It looks so close to a comfy hotel bathrobe but then so far.

But this isn't a fashion mishap. This is a fashion disaster. This is what you wear when you are marched through the street while someone goes behind you ringing a bell and yelling "shame" (which to be fair, maybe someone should). Stuff like this needs its own thread (not that I want to break up this party), because I feel like calling it a "mishap" lets off the designed and Ms. Trump-Kushner too lightly.

I love you

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Her legs look impossibly slender. She looks gorgeous.