Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:No vibrator out there comes with bristles that scratch you. Because it doesn’t feel good!.

Do you want him to be completely shaven down there too?

I am completely shaved. Completely. As long as he’s well groomed up top, he’s probably well groomed downtown. And if I am going to take care of myself for his pleasure, I would want a man who does the same.

I am thankfully not the only one who hates beards.

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/women-dating-men-beards-half-refuse-facial-hair-hipster-survey-a8382106.html?amp

Also- would you date a woman who didn’t shave her legs, her armpits, or her facial hair? Just wondering.

I don't shave anywhere, and I'd be grossed out by any man or woman who save their privates. Besides, on many of us shaving doesn't lead to smooth! It leads to itchy, infected bumps.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My employee applied for a job that would make her my boss, and I am working behind the scenes to undermine her chances.

Why didn't you apply for the job?

I know the job well and have done it successfully in a fill-in capacity. But it's quite stressful and time consuming, and that was when we had more help. The job also doesn't pay what it's worth.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Lame. I’m a lesbian, and should probably tell my husband.

Well do you ever plan to come out and why did you marry a man if you’re a lesbian ?

How are you OK with not getting any p***?

Who says she's not?

I wanna hear from her directly.
I wanna hear her confirm one way or another

So, lesbian in hiding are you getting any p****?

I’m a bicurious female and am married in a heterosexual relationship
I fantasize about women a lot lol

It’s me.

Unfortunately I am not getting any p****. I am not OK with it.
But!
I want to do something about it.
I knew something was up when I was younger, but repressed it for many reasons. It was easy to get married to a man and my parents were happy with that.
My husband knows and our marriage is probably on its last leg, but there are kids in the picture so it is not simple. I have never had an orgasm with a man and fantasize exclusively about women. My husband and I have separate bedrooms and he travels a lot, so there’s hope...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am a cis woman. I have no problems dating but....

And I will not date men with facial hair. Every time I see a man with facial hair, I cringe a little. I’ve tried to get over it, but no matter what the length, it’s uncomfortable. I feel like so many men are growing the hair to look more manly, but I really want to see your face, kiss your lips without whimpering from the discomfort, and doing other things. It’s almost as good if these guys are wearing a giant warning of “Hey, I am terrible in bed and it feels like making love to a Brillo pad.”

I have tried guys with soft beards but it’s really pointless now. I hate facial hair. Why do I have to shave my legs and armpits but you think a beard is sexy? It’s not. It’s a warning that that guy doesn’t groom himself (if you can’t spend time to shave every day, then you are probably not doing much else) and doesn’t care about my climax. No vibrator out there comes with bristles that scratch you. Because it doesn’t feel good!

I love clean shaven men. It feels so amazing- like curl my toes amazing- to make out. And that’s just making out. It’s even better everywhere else. But the pickings are slim- and mostly much older. Which isn’t bad, it’s just annoying.

That's not so unusual among women. Just another preference. Just as, I can date a woman who doesn't shave, as in, full bush, but I'm not going to like it and that is not a relationship that's going to last. I understand it's a pain but that'my preference.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I am annoyed with my friend who gave birth this weekend. We are always expected to go the extra mile for her (and then some). We only got a text via hubby that baby was born then radio silence. We don’t even have a name. Idk why but this is irritating me so much. Don’t even have a place to send flowers!

Be patient. Child birth can bring forth a lot of emotion, challenge, medical issues that some people never, ever really discuss, especially if they don't know that others can truly relate to the experience. She could be exhausted, dealing with complications around recovery, or just taking in the reality of the change. Be supportive, her hormones will fluctuate, don't pull away. I had a really tough time and i am so thankful for friends that understood.

I am trying to be patient, there’s a bit history as she’s been my friend for 27 years. I’ll spare everyone the boring details. She also had placenta previa so Im extremely paranoid as with her last pregnancy she wanted us with her all the time as her babies were in the nicu. Like I told a friend I am annoyed and paranoid. I too am a parent so I’ve tried to really rationalize this one out.

Something could be horribly wrong and she's trying to process it or dying. Who knows?

Give her a call. Tell her you're worried.

And also, take a deep breath and hug your own kids.

Update. Our friend group had sent multiple messages to no avail. She texted 3 days later with a name and picture. Nothing going on. She was just doing her weird “surprise” thing. Just because she likes over the top suprises doesn’t mean everyone else likes to be left in the dark. She had s high risk pregnancy so everyone was very concerned.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I am annoyed with my friend who gave birth this weekend. We are always expected to go the extra mile for her (and then some). We only got a text via hubby that baby was born then radio silence. We don’t even have a name. Idk why but this is irritating me so much. Don’t even have a place to send flowers!

Be patient. Child birth can bring forth a lot of emotion, challenge, medical issues that some people never, ever really discuss, especially if they don't know that others can truly relate to the experience. She could be exhausted, dealing with complications around recovery, or just taking in the reality of the change. Be supportive, her hormones will fluctuate, don't pull away. I had a really tough time and i am so thankful for friends that understood.

I am trying to be patient, there’s a bit history as she’s been my friend for 27 years. I’ll spare everyone the boring details. She also had placenta previa so Im extremely paranoid as with her last pregnancy she wanted us with her all the time as her babies were in the nicu. Like I told a friend I am annoyed and paranoid. I too am a parent so I’ve tried to really rationalize this one out.

Something could be horribly wrong and she's trying to process it or dying. Who knows?

Give her a call. Tell her you're worried.

And also, take a deep breath and hug your own kids.

Update. Our friend group had sent multiple messages to no avail. She texted 3 days later with a name and picture. Nothing going on. She was just doing her weird “surprise” thing. Just because she likes over the top suprises doesn’t mean everyone else likes to be left in the dark. She had s high risk pregnancy so everyone was very concerned.

Having three at home is a whole different ballgame. She could just be knee-deep in it all. It’s quite a transition.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Lame. I’m a lesbian, and should probably tell my husband.

Well do you ever plan to come out and why did you marry a man if you’re a lesbian ?

How are you OK with not getting any p***?

Who says she's not?

I wanna hear from her directly.
I wanna hear her confirm one way or another

So, lesbian in hiding are you getting any p****?

I’m a bicurious female and am married in a heterosexual relationship
I fantasize about women a lot lol

It’s me.

Unfortunately I am not getting any p****. I am not OK with it.
But!
I want to do something about it.
I knew something was up when I was younger, but repressed it for many reasons. It was easy to get married to a man and my parents were happy with that.
My husband knows and our marriage is probably on its last leg, but there are kids in the picture so it is not simple. I have never had an orgasm with a man and fantasize exclusively about women. My husband and I have separate bedrooms and he travels a lot, so there’s hope...

In the short term, why not open the marriage. I assume your DH would be thrilled to have sex with someone who wanted him and you could stay together for the kids for now

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Lame. I’m a lesbian, and should probably tell my husband.

Well do you ever plan to come out and why did you marry a man if you’re a lesbian ?

How are you OK with not getting any p***?

Who says she's not?

I wanna hear from her directly.
I wanna hear her confirm one way or another

So, lesbian in hiding are you getting any p****?

I’m a bicurious female and am married in a heterosexual relationship
I fantasize about women a lot lol

It’s me.

Unfortunately I am not getting any p****. I am not OK with it.
But!
I want to do something about it.
I knew something was up when I was younger, but repressed it for many reasons. It was easy to get married to a man and my parents were happy with that.
My husband knows and our marriage is probably on its last leg, but there are kids in the picture so it is not simple. I have never had an orgasm with a man and fantasize exclusively about women. My husband and I have separate bedrooms and he travels a lot, so there’s hope...

In the short term, why not open the marriage. I assume your DH would be thrilled to have sex with someone who wanted him and you could stay together for the kids for now

That’s what we recently agreed to. I don’t know what will happen or how long it will last :-/

[Anonymous]

I've been eating lunches in the break room, not the whole lunch just parts. It's my act of vengeance.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I've been eating lunches in the break room, not the whole lunch just parts. It's my act of vengeance.

This is always disgusting to me. I don't want to eat random food from random people.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I peed all over the extra toilet paper at work by accident but didn't take responsibility when an email went around.

How the heck do you pee on toilet paper? Where was it? Even if it was on top of the toilet tank, how did your pee get up there.

It was on the toilet paper tower thing and it was next to the toilet.

I had to pee very badly and I have a very strong stream (seriously, I can pee across the entire hood of a car and not get a drop on the car) and when I first started there was a little bit of fire hose moment until I gained control. Got the rolls.

This is why I am against unisex bathrooms.

[Anonymous]

Last week I blocked my MIL's number on my phone. I'm civil when I see her in person twice a year, but we don't need to communicate regularly.

[Anonymous]

My son caused me a lot of trouble and I hate him for it.
Won’t do anything to him of course but am very very bitter about it. Basically every opportunity for camp and other childcare - I will take from now on.

[Anonymous]

I have spent an inordinate amount of time cyberstalking a previous FWB and his entire family and his new girlfriend's entire family. I am insane.

[Anonymous]

I don't feel bad when grandparents of adults die.