The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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Anonymous wrote:Dress for dinner:

am i crazy or is it too big and too small at the same time?

Although Ivanka's dress doesn't fit well, Trump's jacket is quite flattering for somebody of his weight.

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I really like the green dress—its a shame it doesnt fit her right. It might not be possible to tailor a dress of that cut to fit someone with her proportions, but its a great color and tje style is cute.

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Anonymous wrote:Where is that photo of the kids from? Too lazy to google. Seems like a very specific choice and I can’t imagine parents being ok with it. Wonder what group this is.

They look like bus patrols, sponsored by AAA, maybe local. (Also too lazy)

Fifth grade safety patrols were visiting DC and she surprised them - https://www.palmbeachschools.org/news/what_s_new/january_2020/students_visit_white_house__meet_mrs__trump

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I think this is old. Looks like a teenybopper. And she hunches over.

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Anonymous wrote:Davos.

I have the Imperial March in my head now.

Darth Vader wore black way better. He knew how to dress for his body type. And rocked that cape like one BAMF.

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Anonymous wrote:Leaving the plane in Florida.

uhh, is this her double again? I'm really good with faces and it doesn't look like Melania to me.

Off topic but....

I feel bad for poor Barron. It can’t be a good feeling to know most of the world hates your Dad (the person who provides for you after all). Hoping he has some genuine relationships and not just hangers on. When I look at Barton I’m hopeful that Trump has a heart somewhere in there.

Now back to regularly scheduled snarking.

Aww.
So sweet!

Is it Barron or Barton?

Barron. Same as the fake last name of Trump’s fake PR man, who was really Trump himself! He named his kid after a fake person he invented...

[Anonymous]

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I guess she just likes her nips to show. Cuz she keeps doing it.

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She really enjoys her Emerald City cosplay. Her eyes look deader than usual.

The little toy man looks as waxen as ever.

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So, the black coat/dress was not great with the weird gold belt (that looked like it would make sitting hurt) but the green dress is TERRIBLE. I am really surprised by the posted that likes it ... weird high neck, weird detail where the sleeve meets the bodice, wrinkled around the stomach, tight to the extent it makes her look NOT sexy around the chest, mid-calf length. Just ugly. How can she spend so much money and end up wearing an ugly dress (and hair that looks like braids that were taken out after a night's sleep).

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Anonymous wrote:Dress for dinner:

She really enjoys her Emerald City cosplay. Her eyes look deader than usual.

The little toy man looks as waxen as ever.

I think Jared has ipl sessions every 4 weeks or he is getting a hydration facial weekly.

Ivanka’s eyes are like that because she sold has no soul.

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never the less, I agree with the previous poster that said it looks like she has decided to dress according to her ideas of the rules for an orthodox jew. no more bare shoulders and arms. And the black day dress really did look religious.

No. This needs to stop and is almost offensive to orthodox Jews. Have you seen how the majority of ultra orthodox women dress? It is NOTHING like Ivanka. And, it's not just about how much of the body is covered. Though, if you look at the back of the dress you see, it's not modest really at all.

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Anonymous wrote:Davos.

I have the Imperial March in my head now.

omg yes

Damn, those are some high heels on those boots. I love me some heels, but those just make her look like she's standing on her tippy-toes.

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Anonymous wrote:Davos.

What is she even doing there?

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Anonymous wrote:Davos.

I have the Imperial March in my head now.

omg yes

Damn, those are some high heels on those boots. I love me some heels, but those just make her look like she's standing on her tippy-toes.

She wore this in 2018, different times

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Anonymous wrote:Dress for dinner:

am i crazy or is it too big and too small at the same time?

Yes, it is. It is that and so much more. Part sassy grandma (leg slit!), part pageant toddler (shiny!). And tight in the bust á la Russian stripper.