The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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Anonymous wrote:I have MS-NBC on right now and they showed Ivanka at a press conference that's about to start. I only saw her from the waist up, but it looks like she's in classic daytime dress. Black plaid, cap sleeve.

Of course, I can't see the skirt part, but I'm sort of relieved that she might be wearing something appropriate?

Sort of appropriate? According to the dailymail she's worn it twice before. I wouldn't say great tho. It's tight and as always just too much.

Too tight, but otherwise ok I guess. I feel like a lot of what she wears is what a Hill intern puts on before realizing they don't have to be "sexy staffer" at work

Such a relatable DC season of life!

That’s it! That is her newest category. Russian hooker, sassy grandma, pageant toddler, inappropriate intern!

[Anonymous]

Ugh her hair is so YELLOW and getting straggly looking again. She really needs to settle for a color closer to her actual color.

[Anonymous]

Agree, looks like scarecrow straw hair

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Agree, looks like scarecrow straw hair

x1000. Seen it in person many a time and it looks like she did it in her bathroom with a few boxes of Clairol. Baffling for someone who surely goes to a high end salon. Her natural color is DARK, which I think may look great, but she is so committed to this blonde BS it almost doesn't matter if the blonde looks like absolute crap.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oh, i remember that one from a hundred pages back. I think the general consensus was that it was pretty good but most people would wish the peplums away and there was some consternation about the plaid not lining up right at the seam.

Were the pumps white? I'm just glad the pumps are not white.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have MS-NBC on right now and they showed Ivanka at a press conference that's about to start. I only saw her from the waist up, but it looks like she's in classic daytime dress. Black plaid, cap sleeve.

Of course, I can't see the skirt part, but I'm sort of relieved that she might be wearing something appropriate?

Sort of appropriate? According to the dailymail she's worn it twice before. I wouldn't say great tho. It's tight and as always just too much.

Too tight, but otherwise ok I guess. I feel like a lot of what she wears is what a Hill intern puts on before realizing they don't have to be "sexy staffer" at work

Such a relatable DC season of life!

That’s it! That is her newest category. Russian hooker, sassy grandma, pageant toddler, inappropriate intern!

Hey! Don't forget 80s hair metal groupie/mtv extra when she pulls out the white pumps. That family loves the 80s.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:PP who found the image of the outfit on the model, who is the designer of Ivanka’s latest atrocity? It’s not a great suit but that shit looks like it came from Mandee’s. She is so CHEAP-LOOKING! I assume it retailed for a four-digit price and just look at how freaking cheap it looks. Besides how fat-thighed she’s made herself, once again, Ivanka’s tacky porn aesthetic and heinous boob job make her clothes look
even worse. She is actually testing the tensile strength of the lapel fabric and the stitching of the button closing
the blazer.

Even an actual Barbie would never. But Daddy’s favorite Business Ho keeps swinging and missing.

NP. I despise the Trumps and their awful behavior, but what you have written here is over the top nasty. Who still calls people "hos"? What is wrong with you?

[Anonymous]

I think she would be much more attractive with dark hair, and it would lessen the tawdry look of the giant boobs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:PP who found the image of the outfit on the model, who is the designer of Ivanka’s latest atrocity? It’s not a great suit but that shit looks like it came from Mandee’s. She is so CHEAP-LOOKING! I assume it retailed for a four-digit price and just look at how freaking cheap it looks. Besides how fat-thighed she’s made herself, once again, Ivanka’s tacky porn aesthetic and heinous boob job make her clothes look
even worse. She is actually testing the tensile strength of the lapel fabric and the stitching of the button closing
the blazer.

Even an actual Barbie would never. But Daddy’s favorite Business Ho keeps swinging and missing.

First of all, this comment is kind of gross. But I do think the bolded sentence encapsulates the Trump family aesthetic as a whole. They cant resist the breast implants, the fake tan, the bleached hair, the multiple eye lifts and lip fillers - but they also want to be seen as "classy." As a society, we are trained to view all those visual cues as just the opposite. Rich, maybe. In some areas of the country. But not classy. Clearly we swamp dwellers have an expectation of what a first family should look like, and this isn't it. Just as bright red middle america had a an expectation of what the first family should look like. And the Obamas weren't it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:PP who found the image of the outfit on the model, who is the designer of Ivanka’s latest atrocity? It’s not a great suit but that shit looks like it came from Mandee’s. She is so CHEAP-LOOKING! I assume it retailed for a four-digit price and just look at how freaking cheap it looks. Besides how fat-thighed she’s made herself, once again, Ivanka’s tacky porn aesthetic and heinous boob job make her clothes look
even worse. She is actually testing the tensile strength of the lapel fabric and the stitching of the button closing
the blazer.

Even an actual Barbie would never. But Daddy’s favorite Business Ho keeps swinging and missing.

First of all, this comment is kind of gross. But I do think the bolded sentence encapsulates the Trump family aesthetic as a whole. They cant resist the breast implants, the fake tan, the bleached hair, the multiple eye lifts and lip fillers - but they also want to be seen as "classy." As a society, we are trained to view all those visual cues as just the opposite. Rich, maybe. In some areas of the country. But not classy. Clearly we swamp dwellers have an expectation of what a first family should look like, and this isn't it. Just as bright red middle america had a an expectation of what the first family should look like. And the Obamas weren't it.

My comment stands. You and the prior princess can yank the sticks free. Ivanka’s styling includes pornographer’s dream surgery. Deal with it.

[Anonymous]

Today:

Better shot of the color.

[Anonymous]

Oxblood and lilac, those are colors I like.

[Anonymous]

Another great coat. I also like it with the boots.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Today:

Better shot of the color.

I wonder if this picture is photoshopped. Her face is sagging a lot and I wouldn’t think she’d allow that.

[Anonymous]

Leaving the plane in Florida.