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Anonymous wrote:I’m writing from a beach vacation with my in laws. FIL keeps taking the kids (3 and 5) skin diving without sunscreen. Also, the older cousins have been pressuring them to vape and when I intervened my SIL placed a hex on me. My husband thinks I’m being too sensitive. What should I do?

Let me guess, first time parent?

I can't stand these WOKE PARENTS. get a life. No one cares about your loooooong posting ranting about what other people do to you. Take a vape yourself next time.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:*lick* not kick. Though that might be something to train them in too…kitten karate kicks. Huh.

***laughing so hard I almost choked when I got to this one. Thank you, DCUM

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Anonymous wrote:This is a REAL request for help: I developed a stye on lower lid. It's behind the lower lid touching eye ball, not visible. I've tried everything! Help me get rid of it before DS graduation on Saturday. I've tried stye ointment, ice, warm compresses, steam, eye drops. My right eye looks like a gloppy mess. It hurts. If there's no magic potion, at least make me laugh.

Have you tried popping it on the outside with a needle? Make sure it’s very very thick in diameter.

Squeeze your eyelid until it folds in half like a piece of paper, so that the fold is right where the stye is. When there is pain, you know you are doing it right.

Do NOT take PP advice. Touching it in any way will only increase inflammation. You need to whistle. Liiightly whistle, like you're trying to blow a bubble out from your lips very softly, like to a fairy. Then jump. The stye will pop right out.

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I don't know how to whistle. My kitty is sitting on my chest trying to teach me, I think. But his farts smell really bad. And I think he is making fun of me behind my back. What should I do?

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My one day old baby won’t sleep through the night. What should I do?

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Anonymous wrote:My one day old baby won’t sleep through the night. What should I do?

Let them sleep on their belly the way our parents did it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My one day old baby won’t sleep through the night. What should I do?

Melatonin… or whiskey.

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Anonymous wrote:My one day old baby won’t sleep through the night. What should I do?

wow. I am really sorry your baby is so far behind. at least you'll be saving $$ by not paying for Big 3 and Ivy!! Have a donut.

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Anonymous wrote:My one day old baby won’t sleep through the night. What should I do?

Did you have a home water birth? Can't you just sleep while the nurse at the hospital takes care of it?

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Anonymous wrote:I don't know how to whistle. My kitty is sitting on my chest trying to teach me, I think. But his farts smell really bad. And I think he is making fun of me behind my back. What should I do?

Call him “catty”.

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I weigh about 300 lbs and looking for a good pair of yoga pants to wear on my snack run to Wal-Mart. Any suggestions?

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Anonymous wrote:I weigh about 300 lbs and looking for a good pair of yoga pants to wear on my snack run to Wal-Mart. Any suggestions?

Door dash and amazon prime. Don't burn unnecessary calories!

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Anonymous wrote:How can I manage the number of cubes my ice cube maker puts out?

Easy, turn it off.

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Anonymous wrote:How can I manage the number of cubes my ice cube maker puts out?

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How do I deal with aging? I am in pretty good shape but feel like my eyes are shriveling.