DC Urban Moms Farce

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Anonymous wrote:Does anyone have the list of top 100 preschools, in terms of their success rate in future acceptances to Harvard, Princeton or Yale?

A LIST like that can be found. Google it.

How do I google something?

Your child better start practicing "Would you like fries with that?".

My child is only one but very computer literate. His nanny is also a computer science professor. I on the other hand am unable to look up basic information or perform a basic search on the Internet. So again, how do I google? I do not want to bother DS to ask, he is in with his hapkido instruction at the moment.

Shouldn't he be in bed?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Does anyone have the list of top 100 preschools, in terms of their success rate in future acceptances to Harvard, Princeton or Yale?

A LIST like that can be found. Google it.

How do I google something?

Your child better start practicing "Would you like fries with that?".

My child is only one but very computer literate. His nanny is also a computer science professor. I on the other hand am unable to look up basic information or perform a basic search on the Internet. So again, how do I google? I do not want to bother DS to ask, he is in with his hapkido instruction at the moment.

Shouldn't he be in bed?

He prefers a rigorous schedule full of pre-Yale activities to sleep. Who has time to sleep when there are colleges to get into?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My child is only one but very computer literate. His nanny is also a computer science professor. I on the other hand am unable to look up basic information or perform a basic search on the Internet. So again, how do I google? I do not want to bother DS to ask, he is in with his hapkido instruction at the moment.

Cover up. Your computer knowledge is showing. Internet searching is not the same as computer science. That would be like saying you know how to use the ATM, not how to design one. Moron.

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Anonymous wrote:How do I google something?

If you can't be bothered to teach yourself how to google, you should never have had children.

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Anonymous wrote:How do I google something?

If you can't be bothered to teach yourself how to google, you should never have had children.

What is google?

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Anonymous wrote:And maybe the Guinness World Record. But Drew Barrymore's record will be tough to beat.

I think Dakota Fanning beat her out.

Well then, chop, chop, get to it else you'll lose the possible title. And the fame and money that comes with it.

There is still time, it was all a joke.
http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,1018835,00.html

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:And maybe the Guinness World Record. But Drew Barrymore's record will be tough to beat.

I think Dakota Fanning beat her out.

Well then, chop, chop, get to it else you'll lose the possible title. And the fame and money that comes with it.

There is still time, it was all a joke.
http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,1018835,00.html

Whew! Thanks. That takes some of the pressure off of me.

[Anonymous]

Ski suits are on sale and I want to get everyone in my family one to save money on utilities. Does this sound like a good idea?

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Anonymous wrote:A mom at the park said I was so smart that I was stupid. Was that an insult? Personally, I took it as a compliment. I mean how else could I participate on this forum?

Were you being a smart ass at the time?

No, but I was wearing Tory Burch boots and a North Face Coat. Was I sending mixed messages?[/quote]

only if you were also nursing in public

Of course I wasn't nursing my child. My nanny was.

Please tell me she's from White House nannies! Those are the only nannies I'd accept as wet nurses.

http://www.whitehousenannies.com/

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"No call CPS because that baby was fed a bottle, and not the breast! "

Carm, down. The mother works crazy hours but she pumps 24/7 and , frankly with all the double and triple legacies the kid has, the misshapen head is under the radar. Have you taken a good look at Caroline Kennedy? Yikes![/quote]

You must be a Republican.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:"No call CPS because that baby was fed a bottle, and not the breast! "

Carm, down. The mother works crazy hours but she pumps 24/7 and , frankly with all the double and triple legacies the kid has, the misshapen head is under the radar. Have you taken a good look at Caroline Kennedy? Yikes![/quote]

You must be a Republican.

No, but I am a New Yorker.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:"No call CPS because that baby was fed a bottle, and not the breast! "

Carm, down. The mother works crazy hours but she pumps 24/7 and , frankly with all the double and triple legacies the kid has, the misshapen head is under the radar. Have you taken a good look at Caroline Kennedy? Yikes![/quote]

You must be a Republican.

No, but I am a New Yorker.

Have you seen the cover?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"No call CPS because that baby was fed a bottle, and not the breast! "

Carm, down. The mother works crazy hours but she pumps 24/7 and , frankly with all the double and triple legacies the kid has, the misshapen head is under the radar. Have you taken a good look at Caroline Kennedy? Yikes![/quote]

You must be a Republican.

No, but I am a New Yorker.

Have you seen the cover?

I don't know if I am looking at the right cover. I don't get it. I should dig through my pile of mail...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"No call CPS because that baby was fed a bottle, and not the breast! "

Carm, down. The mother works crazy hours but she pumps 24/7 and , frankly with all the double and triple legacies the kid has, the misshapen head is under the radar. Have you taken a good look at Caroline Kennedy? Yikes![/quote]

You must be a Republican.

No, but I am a New Yorker.

Have you seen the cover?

Unfortunately, no, b/c I don't understand how to Google, and my DC is still sleeping. When the nanny wakes DC, feeds DC, and changes DC, I'll ask DC to Google New Yorker for me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"No call CPS because that baby was fed a bottle, and not the breast! "

Carm, down. The mother works crazy hours but she pumps 24/7 and , frankly with all the double and triple legacies the kid has, the misshapen head is under the radar. Have you taken a good look at Caroline Kennedy? Yikes![/quote]

You must be a Republican.

No, but I am a New Yorker.

Have you seen the cover?

I don't know if I am looking at the right cover. I don't get it. I should dig through my pile of mail...

I don't really get it either but it is TOO FUNNY!!!