DC Urban Moms Farce

[Anonymous]

" And any clue on how much money and fame is in it for me? Not that I am in it for money, but if I were, I wonder what my take would be. "

You legally be entitled to the standard pimp's fee.

[Anonymous]

So I smack her down, get her high, and take all her money.

[Anonymous]

Sounds about right.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So I smack her down, get her high, and take all her money.

Till she ends up naked in a garbage tote, dead from an OD.

[Anonymous]

Awesome! Then I can have her on the show "Intervention" before she is 12.

[Anonymous]

"And any clue on how much money and fame is in it for me?"

You will get every bit of fame that you so richly deserve.

[Anonymous]

And maybe the Guinness World Record. But Drew Barrymore's record will be tough to beat.

[Anonymous]

Whatever you do, though, DON'T deliver anywhere but Sibley or NCRC will reject you for sure.

Wrong -- it's Aidan that inquires about the birthing experience and breastfeeding. Unsure about the conception experience

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:And maybe the Guinness World Record. But Drew Barrymore's record will be tough to beat.

I think Dakota Fanning beat her out.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:And maybe the Guinness World Record. But Drew Barrymore's record will be tough to beat.

I think Dakota Fanning beat her out.

She has been to rehab?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:And maybe the Guinness World Record. But Drew Barrymore's record will be tough to beat.

I think Dakota Fanning beat her out.

Well then, chop, chop, get to it else you'll lose the possible title. And the fame and money that comes with it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Does anyone have the list of top 100 preschools, in terms of their success rate in future acceptances to Harvard, Princeton or Yale?

A LIST like that can be found. Google it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Does anyone have the list of top 100 preschools, in terms of their success rate in future acceptances to Harvard, Princeton or Yale?

A LIST like that can be found. Google it.

How do I google something?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Does anyone have the list of top 100 preschools, in terms of their success rate in future acceptances to Harvard, Princeton or Yale?

A LIST like that can be found. Google it.

How do I google something?

Your child better start practicing "Would you like fries with that?".

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Does anyone have the list of top 100 preschools, in terms of their success rate in future acceptances to Harvard, Princeton or Yale?

A LIST like that can be found. Google it.

How do I google something?

Your child better start practicing "Would you like fries with that?".

My child is only one but very computer literate. His nanny is also a computer science professor. I on the other hand am unable to look up basic information or perform a basic search on the Internet. So again, how do I google? I do not want to bother DS to ask, he is in with his hapkido instruction at the moment.