DC Urban Moms Farce

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Do you know what farce means?

Do YOU know what FACETIOUS means?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Do you know what farce means?

Do YOU know what FACETIOUS means?

Don't be a cattey bitches.

[Anonymous]

Would you leave your gaga, incontinent parent strapped in the car while you ran in the house for a forgotten item?

Is it okay for a nanny to leaves her charges strapped in the car while she runs in the house for a forgotten item?

[Anonymous]

A mom at the park said I was so smart that I was stupid. Was that an insult? Personally, I took it as a compliment. I mean how else could I participate on this forum?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:A mom at the park said I was so smart that I was stupid. Was that an insult? Personally, I took it as a compliment. I mean how else could I participate on this forum?

Sounds like a regional expression. Could be taken as a compliment or an insult or a combo. Would the hicks care to enlighten us?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:A mom at the park said I was so smart that I was stupid. Was that an insult? Personally, I took it as a compliment. I mean how else could I participate on this forum?

Were you being a smart ass at the time?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A mom at the park said I was so smart that I was stupid. Was that an insult? Personally, I took it as a compliment. I mean how else could I participate on this forum?

Were you being a smart ass at the time?

No, but I was wearing Tory Burch boots and a North Face Coat. Was I sending mixed messages?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A mom at the park said I was so smart that I was stupid. Was that an insult? Personally, I took it as a compliment. I mean how else could I participate on this forum?

Were you being a smart ass at the time?

No, but I was wearing Tory Burch boots and a North Face Coat. Was I sending mixed messages?

was it summer?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:A mom at the park said I was so smart that I was stupid. Was that an insult? Personally, I took it as a compliment. I mean how else could I participate on this forum?

You need to lose ten pounds.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A mom at the park said I was so smart that I was stupid. Was that an insult? Personally, I took it as a compliment. I mean how else could I participate on this forum?

You need to lose ten pounds.

You also need to get granite or quartz composite counters for your kitchen.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A mom at the park said I was so smart that I was stupid. Was that an insult? Personally, I took it as a compliment. I mean how else could I participate on this forum?

You need to lose ten pounds.

You also need to get granite or quartz composite counters for your kitchen.

But which ones do I prefer?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A mom at the park said I was so smart that I was stupid. Was that an insult? Personally, I took it as a compliment. I mean how else could I participate on this forum?

You need to lose ten pounds.

You also need to get granite or quartz composite counters for your kitchen.

Not granite! It's so 10 years ago - along with stainless steel anything.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A mom at the park said I was so smart that I was stupid. Was that an insult? Personally, I took it as a compliment. I mean how else could I participate on this forum?

Were you being a smart ass at the time?

No, but I was wearing Tory Burch boots and a North Face Coat. Was I sending mixed messages?[/quote]

only if you were also nursing in public

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A mom at the park said I was so smart that I was stupid. Was that an insult? Personally, I took it as a compliment. I mean how else could I participate on this forum?

Were you being a smart ass at the time?

No, but I was wearing Tory Burch boots and a North Face Coat. Was I sending mixed messages?[/quote]

only if you were also nursing in public

And loathing the expression "I am not a short order cook!"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A mom at the park said I was so smart that I was stupid. Was that an insult? Personally, I took it as a compliment. I mean how else could I participate on this forum?

Were you being a smart ass at the time?

No, but I was wearing Tory Burch boots and a North Face Coat. Was I sending mixed messages?[/quote]

only if you were also nursing in public

Of course I wasn't nursing my child. My nanny was.