The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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Anonymous wrote:Yikes. A lotta look today.

Eeeek! Pleated pants!

When she was awol last week did she swap her kidneys for a smaller model?

She appesrs smaller in this photo and green dress.

She appears to be wearing geriatric diapers.

It’s a Dolce and Gabbana suit, which costs over 3k.

So? The only thing that this tells me is that it’s a suit about 3k overpriced.

The only person who thinks cost equals style is someone who has no style and thinks spending money makes a difference. "Money can't buy you claaassss!" and all that.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Yikes. A lotta look today.

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Okay, to the pp who said she doesn’t look like she’s on steroids, I went and looked up “steroid moon face” and from straight on, this looks like steroids to me.

She has a moon faced mom:



And a sun faced dad:


Sometimes at the end of the day, you can’t beat genetics.

The only thing she inherited is their plastic surgeon.

[Anonymous]

What Ivana has done to herself is utterly tragic.

This thread has led to me think of Ivanka not just as an under-qualified, greedy moron with no style, but an extremely tragic, under-qualified, greedy moron with no style. This woman is deranged and something horrible (her dad) made her that way, although we may never know every sordid detail.

[Anonymous]

It’s past your bedtime, 23:46.m

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It’s past your bedtime, 23:46.m

90% of people agree with this on this thread, including those of us who have met her personally.

Are you a friend or supporter? Because she looks like she is unhinged with a noose around her neck basically 24/7 now with a plastic surgeon on call daily to try to hold it together.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Ivanka’s face looks really bad, like she may be on steroids.

No, she does not look like she’s on steroids. Google steroid moon face. Then google excessive cosmetic fillers. There’s no doubt that’s not a steroid face.

I now think she looks like she's getting chemo. She seems to be wearing a wig and covering up her complexion completely with spackle.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:First I’ve seen of the Congressional Ball tonight:

Is she wearing a coat draped over her arms AGAIN?

This outfit looks classic and classy. Big improvement.

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I want to call this a win, too, but what does the bottom look like?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Yikes. A lotta look today.

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Okay, to the pp who said she doesn’t look like she’s on steroids, I went and looked up “steroid moon face” and from straight on, this looks like steroids to me.

She has a moon faced mom:



And a sun faced dad:


Sometimes at the end of the day, you can’t beat genetics.

The only thing she inherited is their plastic surgeon.

Holy cow! Ivana’s veering into Jocelyn Wildenstein territory.

[Anonymous]

Ivana used to be so pretty.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:First I’ve seen of the Congressional Ball tonight:

Is she wearing a coat draped over her arms AGAIN?

This outfit looks classic and classy. Big improvement.

+1
I want to call this a win, too, but what does the bottom look like?

Except that it’s a condom coat. One use and it’s done.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Yikes. A lotta look today.

Eeeek! Pleated pants!

All I can see is high fashion Shawshank prison uniform.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:First I’ve seen of the Congressional Ball tonight:

Is she wearing a coat draped over her arms AGAIN?

This outfit looks classic and classy. Big improvement.

+1
I want to call this a win, too, but what does the bottom look like?

You can see it full length here. Pretty and while the arms out of sleeves thing is getting old, at least she has a personal style and isn't like Ivanka trying on a new self each day.

[Anonymous]

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Omg, this image.

Someone offstage began operating her with the remote control

It’s the new American gothic—green eggs and slab of not kosher ham.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:First I’ve seen of the Congressional Ball tonight:

Is she wearing a coat draped over her arms AGAIN?

This outfit looks classic and classy. Big improvement.

+1
I want to call this a win, too, but what does the bottom look like?

You can see it full length here. Pretty and while the arms out of sleeves thing is getting old, at least she has a personal style and isn't like Ivanka trying on a new self each day.

Oh I do like it full length. It’s very my grandma’s late 60s/early 70s dress up style (which I don’t actually mean as a dig because I dig that get up!) - the kind of middle class look that was inspired by Jackie’s White House looks - very simple in line and color but maybe with a line of rhinestones or trim.

Which actually really makes sense - Melania’s White House style is basically Jackie’s WH style run down the economic ladder and then run back up with a twist of Eastern Europe flavor.

[Anonymous]

She's no Jackie Kennedy but the white outfit is a win.