DCUM nicknames for repeat posters?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The woman obsessed with her Executive husband. Always capitalized Executive when starting posts about what Executives eat, do, etc. I call her Captain Executive!

Was she the same poster who posts several posts per day, every few months, about (essentially) how to snag a rich man, what people do for a living that earn over (large amount of money), or tell me how much this person makes if they own (certain house, certain cars, certain school attendance). All the same theme over and over.....

DP here and no, I think Executive Husband is different from the “how to snag a rich man” lady. Executive Husband already had the Executive but wanted to know about Executive Homes and Executive Suits and Executive Cars and stuff.

[Anonymous]

when I was pregnant I would ask questions and the poster would constantly say "its in the books, read the books, have you NOT read the books".

soooo annoying....
Yes I read, and yes I am asking on a forum of experiences ... thank you very much!

total vent session for me because this lady gave absolutely no constructive feedback, so pointless for her to even comment...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hug your Child Today.

I still think about her.

+1 first time I cried reading DCUM

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:McLean Booster

There’s two

22101 & 22102 both equally obnoxious and like to argue the merits of their respective zip code

Mentioning the merits of Great Falls - or really anywhere, but especially Great Falls - really sets him off.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The woman obsessed with her Executive husband. Always capitalized Executive when starting posts about what Executives eat, do, etc. I call her Captain Executive!

Was she the same poster who posts several posts per day, every few months, about (essentially) how to snag a rich man, what people do for a living that earn over (large amount of money), or tell me how much this person makes if they own (certain house, certain cars, certain school attendance). All the same theme over and over.....

DP here and no, I think Executive Husband is different from the “how to snag a rich man” lady. Executive Husband already had the Executive but wanted to know about Executive Homes and Executive Suits and Executive Cars and stuff.

Yeah but I bet they know each other, or should, IRL.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hug your Child Today.

I still think about her.

+1 first time I cried reading DCUM

Link?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hug your Child Today.
I still think about her.

+1 first time I cried reading DCUM

Link?

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/246993.page

[Anonymous]

What about “Big Panties”? You know, the one who’s always telling everyone “put your big girl panties on.”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:or maybe lots of people have mean and cold wives? trying to attribute it all to one person just is a way of trying to minimize the issue

There are several of us. I am the one of them. I am the one with the teenage daughter and the do-nothing wife (who is taking a nap now, because, why not?). I work full time, she does not. The sink remains full of dishes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:or maybe lots of people have mean and cold wives? trying to attribute it all to one person just is a way of trying to minimize the issue

There are several of us. I am the one of them. I am the one with the teenage daughter and the do-nothing wife (who is taking a nap now, because, why not?). I work full time, she does not. The sink remains full of dishes.

If this is true......instead of doing anything with your life, here you are.

Instead of taking ANY of the advice you’ve gotten, you’re here, not even actually complaining. Your being here, half participating, as we all suspect you do in life.

[Anonymous]

#RedfinorBustGuy

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:or maybe lots of people have mean and cold wives? trying to attribute it all to one person just is a way of trying to minimize the issue

There are several of us. I am the one of them. I am the one with the teenage daughter and the do-nothing wife (who is taking a nap now, because, why not?). I work full time, she does not. The sink remains full of dishes.

If this is true......instead of doing anything with your life, here you are.

Instead of taking ANY of the advice you’ve gotten, you’re here, not even actually complaining. Your being here, half participating, as we all suspect you do in life.

Nah. I do my part. I will take care of the dishes soon. DD now helps out more. And she is doing well in school. DW has been diagnosed with BPD. I could leave, but I do not want to hurt DD.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The woman obsessed with her Executive husband. Always capitalized Executive when starting posts about what Executives eat, do, etc. I call her Captain Executive!

I don't think she was real, but yet loved her anyway. I loved that someone thought that a middle-aged guy who is an Executive would have some special breakfast that's different from what some other middle-aged guy would eat. She picked the most random aspects of life to wonder about.

If your husband is an Executive, does he put on one shoe and one sock, or both socks and then shoes?
If your husband is an Executive, does he use his parking break all the time, or only on hills?
If your husband is an Executive, does he call your son "Sport" or "Champ"?
If your husband is an Executive, what brand of ear and nose hair trimmer does he use?
If your husband is an Executive, does he give the illusion of being in love with you or is he blatant about his side piece?
If your husband is an Executive, do you cut his meat for him to save him time or will he do it himself?

I love this DCUM joke. IIRC, the OP was asking pretty sweet and innocent questions and we blew it up. But that's what we do. Captain Executive, what have you learned in your Executive World, and share!

[Anonymous]

Cat Lady posts in the relationship forum non-stop

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:or maybe lots of people have mean and cold wives? trying to attribute it all to one person just is a way of trying to minimize the issue

There are several of us. I am the one of them. I am the one with the teenage daughter and the do-nothing wife (who is taking a nap now, because, why not?). I work full time, she does not. The sink remains full of dishes.

Not your wife posting, but totally possible to work part-time and still need a nap.