DCUM nicknames for repeat posters?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hitler

She who must not be named

Pls don't bring H into it, not ever a comparison but often misused.

[Anonymous]

The woman obsessed with her Executive husband. Always capitalized Executive when starting posts about what Executives eat, do, etc. I call her Captain Executive!

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Eminem Nanny. Mostly on the Nanny forums, but sometimes here. She’s in her early 50s, is a nanny, loves Eminem, uses too many caps and puncuations, thinks every man wants her, and has a piece of shit son.

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Anonymous wrote:The woman obsessed with her Executive husband. Always capitalized Executive when starting posts about what Executives eat, do, etc. I call her Captain Executive!

I don't think she was real, but yet loved her anyway. I loved that someone thought that a middle-aged guy who is an Executive would have some special breakfast that's different from what some other middle-aged guy would eat. She picked the most random aspects of life to wonder about.

If your husband is an Executive, does he put on one shoe and one sock, or both socks and then shoes?
If your husband is an Executive, does he use his parking break all the time, or only on hills?
If your husband is an Executive, does he call your son "Sport" or "Champ"?
If your husband is an Executive, what brand of ear and nose hair trimmer does he use?
If your husband is an Executive, does he give the illusion of being in love with you or is he blatant about his side piece?
If your husband is an Executive, do you cut his meat for him to save him time or will he do it himself?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Eminem Nanny. Mostly on the Nanny forums, but sometimes here. She’s in her early 50s, is a nanny, loves Eminem, uses too many caps and puncuations, thinks every man wants her, and has a piece of shit son.

How have I never noticed this woman?

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Anonymous wrote:This is a mean girl thread. You all need to show some love.

Oh, we should name you something! Like Kindness virtue poster.

Some of those posters are nothing but pathogicial or trolls in their own right. I’ve answered honest, thought out answers a few times, as have many others, only to have them drop their thread and post a few days later about more or less the same drama. These aren’t People looking for advice - they are looking for validation, and when whey don’t get it, the lose the thread and come back MANY times, slight"y alter the details, and post again.

I’ve posted some hard questions on here, and gotten some really good advice that I didn’t like. This isn’t the case for these posters. They’re g,oingto keep reframing until they hear what they want.

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Anonymous wrote:The woman obsessed with her Executive husband. Always capitalized Executive when starting posts about what Executives eat, do, etc. I call her Captain Executive!

I don't think she was real, but yet loved her anyway. I loved that someone thought that a middle-aged guy who is an Executive would have some special breakfast that's different from what some other middle-aged guy would eat. She picked the most random aspects of life to wonder about.

If your husband is an Executive, does he put on one shoe and one sock, or both socks and then shoes?
If your husband is an Executive, does he use his parking break all the time, or only on hills?
If your husband is an Executive, does he call your son "Sport" or "Champ"?
If your husband is an Executive, what brand of ear and nose hair trimmer does he use?
If your husband is an Executive, does he give the illusion of being in love with you or is he blatant about his side piece?
If your husband is an Executive, do you cut his meat for him to save him time or will he do it himself?

I love when someone slips in random Executive reference, like on food or something!

I do think Executive Poster Has been around for a while now.

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That one poster in family relationships who thinks only blood relatives are important and one shouldn't be expected to even try to maintain an appearance of equality with a step granchild or something.

I think she should be 'evil step grandmother'

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Pediatrician's wife. Just being married to him makes her an expert on all medical issues concerning children.

Shout out to Lyme Lady, I hope she's well.

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LIVID

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The poster (or multiple posters) who end their admonishments with "be better" - they can eff right the hell off.

There a poster who lives in some small rural town in West Bumfrack Florida who is convinced it is paradise on earth. Which is clearly not the case, because it's in Florida.

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Anonymous wrote:Eminem Nanny. Mostly on the Nanny forums, but sometimes here. She’s in her early 50s, is a nanny, loves Eminem, uses too many caps and puncuations, thinks every man wants her, and has a piece of shit son.

How have I never noticed this woman?

She’s been quiet lately. She was more active a couple of years ago.

Signed, clearly I spend too much time here!

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Anonymous wrote:The poster obsessed with the royal family! I have no name suggestions, I just hope they stop posting.

royal reject

There are several posters who fit this category. It's weird to assume it's a single poster.

It is just one poster who doesn't even live here. She is obsessed, and annoying.

Agreed. It gets old. She needs a London mom site to post on.

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Anonymous wrote:The poster obsessed with the royal family! I have no name suggestions, I just hope they stop posting.

royal reject

There are several posters who fit this category. It's weird to assume it's a single poster.

It is just one poster who doesn't even live here. She is obsessed, and annoying.

Agreed. It gets old. She needs a London mom site to post on.

Let's call her BRFS (british royal family stalker)

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Anonymous wrote:or maybe lots of people have mean and cold wives? trying to attribute it all to one person just is a way of trying to minimize the issue

There’s one guy who’s posted for years who has a very difficult wife and a dd. It’s distinctive once you see it. Apparently the dd is in college now.