DCUM nicknames for repeat posters?

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Not good at nickname ideas but here are a few repeat offenders who need names:

- the one who posts in every discipline-related topic with "he/she needs a spanking".
- the woman who married the man who will never make a lot of money and is constantly posting about how jealous she is of her friends who married well and how they'll never be successful enough to move out of their 1 br apt.
- the man who chimes in to every sex frequency discussion to talk about his sexless marriage (maybe this is multiple men)

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:or maybe lots of people have mean and cold wives? trying to attribute it all to one person just is a way of trying to minimize the issue

There are several of us. I am the one of them. I am the one with the teenage daughter and the do-nothing wife (who is taking a nap now, because, why not?). I work full time, she does not. The sink remains full of dishes.

If this is true......instead of doing anything with your life, here you are.

Instead of taking ANY of the advice you’ve gotten, you’re here, not even actually complaining. Your being here, half participating, as we all suspect you do in life.

Nah. I do my part. I will take care of the dishes soon. DD now helps out more. And she is doing well in school. DW has been diagnosed with BPD. I could leave, but I do not want to hurt DD.

NP. I remember you. Is she getting treatment now? Exercising or doing stuff with DD? I’m sorry but am also curious what you understand her to do all day every day.

She is not getting help, unfortunately. She thinks I am the problem because I don’t do enough. I am resigned to the situation. There is no good solutions, only less bad.

[Anonymous]

Can we get links to example threads for some of these repeat posters?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Cat Lady posts in the relationship forum non-stop

Omg yes. Also in the Pets forum. Cats are the most perfectest pets ever, and if yours pees/scratches furniture/bites people, you should just put up with it because, did she mention, cats are perfect. Also, her cats should be allowed to pee and poop in your yard while killing all the other wildlife, because cats are so wonderful.

[Anonymous]

Anti-Catholic bigot. The person who starts a new Religion Forum thread hating on Catholics every week like clockwork. I’m not Catholic, but I wish Jeff would ban this person.

[Anonymous]

Sour Grapes Racists—a couple of posters in the College forum who think the reason their kid didn’t get into Harvard was because they’re Asian or White. And then display their ignorance about just how high the bar is. (Hint: looking good on Naviance with a perfect GPA and SATs is the bare minimum, not the entry key).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The poster obsessed with the royal family! I have no name suggestions, I just hope they stop posting.

I know- it cracks me up when I see the posts though.

[Anonymous]

Atheists-who-need-to-get-a-life, or ANGLs. The 2-3 posters in the Religion forum who show up on every thread, whether it’s looking for a church or how to explain something to your kid, to announce that God doesn’t exist and you shouldn’t believe in sky fairies.

[Anonymous]

The person who's paranoid about people being anti-Catholic, and constantly starting threads asking Jeff to ban people, delete threads, and somehow can't conceive of there being more than one person who thinks that the Catholic hierarchy has much to atone for. Or that any criticism of the Catholic Church is "bigoted," and no blame resides on the actual criminals within the institution for creating their own controversies (and crimes).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The person who's paranoid about people being anti-Catholic, and constantly starting threads asking Jeff to ban people, delete threads, and somehow can't conceive of there being more than one person who thinks that the Catholic hierarchy has much to atone for. Or that any criticism of the Catholic Church is "bigoted," and no blame resides on the actual criminals within the institution for creating their own controversies (and crimes).

You need help. You’re starting weekly threads with much more bile than you’re allowing people to see above, and on the exact same topics you started threads about just a few weeks ago and that were thoroughly debated then. (E.g., “How can anybody remain in the Catholic Church?” How many iterations of that topic do we really need every month?) You need to take a break from DCUM and put your mind on other things.

Thank goodness there are many of us to report you when you cross the line into ugly bigotry. What does it tell you that Jeff generally removes your worst posts?

[Anonymous]

Spellchecker Police.

Eminem Nanny.
Miss her.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The person who's paranoid about people being anti-Catholic, and constantly starting threads asking Jeff to ban people, delete threads, and somehow can't conceive of there being more than one person who thinks that the Catholic hierarchy has much to atone for. Or that any criticism of the Catholic Church is "bigoted," and no blame resides on the actual criminals within the institution for creating their own controversies (and crimes).

You need help. You’re starting weekly threads with much more bile than you’re allowing people to see above, and on the exact same topics you started threads about just a few weeks ago and that were thoroughly debated then. (E.g., “How can anybody remain in the Catholic Church?” How many iterations of that topic do we really need every month?) You need to take a break from DCUM and put your mind on other things.

Thank goodness there are many of us to report you when you cross the line into ugly bigotry. What does it tell you that Jeff generally removes your worst posts?

I have literally never started that thread, or others - although I've read them. Your paranoia is off the charts nutzo.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Cat Lady posts in the relationship forum non-stop

Omg yes. Also in the Pets forum. Cats are the most perfectest pets ever, and if yours pees/scratches furniture/bites people, you should just put up with it because, did she mention, cats are perfect. Also, her cats should be allowed to pee and poop in your yard while killing all the other wildlife, because cats are so wonderful.

I think there is more than only one cat lady.

Cats rock!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The person who's paranoid about people being anti-Catholic, and constantly starting threads asking Jeff to ban people, delete threads, and somehow can't conceive of there being more than one person who thinks that the Catholic hierarchy has much to atone for. Or that any criticism of the Catholic Church is "bigoted," and no blame resides on the actual criminals within the institution for creating their own controversies (and crimes).

+1

And the Atheiest Haters.