Which posters annoy you on DCUM? What do you think they look like?

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Anonymous wrote:The incessant UVA haters. I picture pot bellied, balding single guys in their late 30s wearing fading VA Tech and Maryland sweatshirts, respectively.

Please describe the UVA boosters.

[Anonymous]

I enjoy post giving tips on stain removal. Those people can stay.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:what does YMMV mean?

And I hate the "this is what google is for" poster.

If you did this on purpose, well done.

If you did not, can you describe yourself so we can make fun of the person who asked something easy to google and then complained about the "this is what google is for" poster?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:what does YMMV mean?

And I hate the "this is what google is for" poster.

If you did this on purpose, well done.

If you did not, can you describe yourself so we can make fun of the person who asked something easy to google and then complained about the "this is what google is for" poster?

Sadly I don’t think pp was being ironic.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:what does YMMV mean?

And I hate the "this is what google is for" poster.

If you did this on purpose, well done.

If you did not, can you describe yourself so we can make fun of the person who asked something easy to google and then complained about the "this is what google is for" poster?

I don't think this idiot did it on purpose either.

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People who respond to criticism by touting their educational credentials.

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Anonymous wrote:The "not giving your husband sex? that means your marriage is open!" poster. I picture an average looking white male, mousy hair, medium build/slightly paunchy, not too tall or too short... the kind no one ever looks at or thinks about twice. I bet he appears as a nice guy to those around him, but inside he is seething with rage at his mediocrity and takes it out on everyone in his life.

you are right. his DW should never give him her body again. how dare he expect that!

Yes, clearly the "wrong" the open marriage poster is committing here is wanting sex with his spouse! It's not at all problematic that his answer to sex-related marriage struggles is to always to implode the marriage rather than try to work things out through communication and compromise with one's spouse. Threats and forced open marriages are the only things that work! /s

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The guy or gal who enjoys referring to second or third tier schools as toilets and shit schools and shit holes. Now I tend to picture Donald Trump when I come across those comments. Previously I pictured and unattractive really uptight lawyer guy in his 40s. All the kind of guy who yells at his kids on the playground and criticizes the soccer coach

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Anonymous wrote:The MRA posters on the relationship board. I picture them sitting alone in their mommy’s basement.

The MRA guys are annoyed their mom hasn't washed their favorite shirt yet, and that she brought back the wrong kind of frozen pizza rolls from Costco.

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Anonymous wrote:Parents who are glad/relieved every time school is cancelled for even remotely bad weather: slightly pudgy, women all have “speak to the manager” hair, super into Disney and take all their vacations there, house is decorated floor to ceiling with decorative crosses and “live laugh love” signs.

LOL. And sell oils!!!!!

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The MRA posters on the relationship board. I picture them sitting alone in their mommy’s basement.

The MRA guys are annoyed their mom hasn't washed their favorite shirt yet, and that she brought back the wrong kind of frozen pizza rolls from Costco.

All while posting on 4Chan and Reddit.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Parents who are glad/relieved every time school is cancelled for even remotely bad weather: slightly pudgy, women all have “speak to the manager” hair, super into Disney and take all their vacations there, house is decorated floor to ceiling with decorative crosses and “live laugh love” signs.

LOL. And sell oils!!!!!

Hey! I am one of those parents who would love if my kids did not have to go to school! Seriously, if education was not so important my snowflakes would stay at home. And no, I do not have the bandwidth to homeschool. I was never into Disney because they always get rid of the responsible adults in their movies in one way or the other. No decorative crosses (I am Buddhist) and no Live Laugh Love signs either. Hate these MLM women.

I googled the "speak to the manager" haircut and holy moly - you are correct!!This is me!! DCUM - stop spying on me through my laptop camera!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The "not giving your husband sex? that means your marriage is open!" poster. I picture an average looking white male, mousy hair, medium build/slightly paunchy, not too tall or too short... the kind no one ever looks at or thinks about twice. I bet he appears as a nice guy to those around him, but inside he is seething with rage at his mediocrity and takes it out on everyone in his life.

you are right. his DW should never give him her body again. how dare he expect that!

He doesn't have a DW.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Anyone who asks for the BEST of anything.

Sorry. Since SkyMall Magazine shut down, there’s no longer a source for “the BEST” of anything.

I see a thirty-something, thinks she’s elegant (we know the difference between Payless orange and Louboutin red), brags constantly and thinks she’s on the cutting edge. Typical striver.

Especially when she’s asking for the BEST of some totally inconsequential item, like the BEST sippy cup or the BEST pet brush. Like lady, whos got time to think about that, let alone crowdsource it.

Someone the other day was asking for “the best kid’s umbrella!” ITS AN UMBRELLA. Your kid is going to leave it at preschool/daycare or break it anyway. Just get something from TJ Maxx and call it a day.

“The best” poster is borderline underweight, spends a lot of time at the gym, high-end athleisure 24/7, bleach blonde hair fried within an inch of its life, permanent RBF.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:what does YMMV mean?

And I hate the "this is what google is for" poster.

If you did this on purpose, well done.

If you did not, can you describe yourself so we can make fun of the person who asked something easy to google and then complained about the "this is what google is for" poster?

brilliant.