When someone doesn't reply to texts...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I had a text-stalker friend like you once:

I had fun tonight, thanks
How are you today?
Are you watching the Bachelorette?
I don't know if you got the last text I sent you but are you doing anything next Tuesday?
Did you get my text?

So freaking annoying. Needless to say, we "broke up".

Ugh I have this friend right now. She will text the following:
"Hey, are you free Thursday?"
"??"
"Hello?"

This will all occur in a 5 minute time frame. And for that, no I am not free Thursday.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I had a text-stalker friend like you once:

I had fun tonight, thanks
How are you today?
Are you watching the Bachelorette?
I don't know if you got the last text I sent you but are you doing anything next Tuesday?
Did you get my text?

So freaking annoying. Needless to say, we "broke up".

Ugh I have this friend right now. She will text the following:
"Hey, are you free Thursday?"
"??"
"Hello?"

This will all occur in a 5 minute time frame. And for that, no I am not free Thursday.

For some reason, I read this in the voice of Maya Rudolph imitating Whitney Houston. Hello?? Bobby B?

Whitney RIP <3