| Sometimes after the kids go to bed I like to unwind with a bottle of apple juice but ugh the hangovers the next day... It's my guilty secret, I hope the kids never find out about it. |
Oh my God, you drink apple juice when your children are sleeping? What would you do if there was an emergency? You'd be all glutted with apple juice, lolling senselessly about, unable to cope... |
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| Does anyone really let their child step outside of their barium chamber? I mean come on! My 11.5 yo child is completely content with a few bits of sterilized gauze to play with and the story of Santa. |
| In pre-k, the bottle rot mouthed child will kiss your child and give them gingivitis and herpes all at once. Nothing we do matters. |
| Yes, most people do. |
My 13 year old still sleeps in his bed in a rear facing five point harness. You twats are nuts if you think nighttime thrashing is a joke and let them sleep in booster seats or even, I've heard, totally out of any kind of child restraint. |
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Apple juice is as bad as heroin! I can't believe what lazy sluts of mothers you juice pushers are!
yes, just it's just like heroin. I have track marks in my arm from shooting up apple juice. It's a gateway juice. First it's little sips of watered down apple juice. Then they're doing shots of it full strength. Next thing you know they'll be snorting packets of Kool Aid at recess. Yeah I can't get enough of that apple juice. I'll do just about anything for my next apple juice high. I used to be one of you until I kicked the habit with Sugar Free Koolaid. It's not really Koolaid and there's no sugar but it's enough for me to get a fix without turning to the real stuff. I hope someday you'll get to the place I am. |
LOVE IT!! |
Really? You cant think of anything else to serve other than water and apple juice?? Out of all the juices, Apple Juice has the highest content of sugar. There are a zillion other juices that are not as bad. Apple Juice makes me cringe bc it is the worst choice IMO. I prefer Honest Kids juices, cranberry, white grape, water and chocolate milk for kids parties. I have never seen any kid complain that there was not any apple juice at any of my kids parties. To each there own. |
I didn't even let my child be born! My teenager still lives in my womb....safe. And I don't drink apple juice so he doesn't get it. |
ITA. You all suck as mothers, but you know, "to each their own"! I'd much rather serve my kid sugary milk than sugary juice. It makes me so much more superior, dontcha know. |
From the mother that serves apple juice and is obviously feeling pretty insecure about it. Grow up! |
From the mother that serves apple juice and is obviously feeling pretty insecure about it. Grow up! Different posters. And grow up really? Get the fuck out. Go do a shot of AJ. |
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Wait, how is white grape juice any better than apple juice?
You realize your children will probably have unprotected sex and do beer bongs from a communal hose one day, right? If apple juice is where you draw the line I hope to GOD you don't get pocket dialed at 1am when you kid is in college. It could be the end of your perfect world. |