Tell me something good that recently happened to you

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I am proud of my who my teens are becoming.

I'm so happy to hear that. Honestly, there isnt much else in the world than seeing your children thrive.

♥️

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Anonymous wrote:A husband was rubbing on his wife one night and hoping to go further. The wife said, “Not tonight, sometimes all a woman wants is to be held. Can you just hold me?” He held her all night.
The next morning he asked her, “How would you like to go shopping?” She didn’t hesitate!
They got dressed and went to the mall. He said, “Pick out several outfits with matching shoes and get some diamond earrings.”
She found all her items and held them up so he could see and she said, “Okay, I’m ready for you to pay for it.” He replied, “I never said I was going to pay for it. I just wanted you to hold it!”

Not funny at all. This misogynist post should be removed!

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I turned 40 this week.
When I turned 30 I was pretty much friendless. All my so-called friends vanished when I had a baby. The only people who remembered were my family and my childhood best friend. I remember crying while nursing the baby and feeling so lonely.
But now I have a whole group of women who I love and got to celebrate with. I’m never lonely anymore. For that alone I am grateful!

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A husband was rubbing on his wife one night and hoping to go further. The wife said, “Not tonight, sometimes all a woman wants is to be held. Can you just hold me?” He held her all night.
The next morning he asked her, “How would you like to go shopping?” She didn’t hesitate!
They got dressed and went to the mall. He said, “Pick out several outfits with matching shoes and get some diamond earrings.”
She found all her items and held them up so he could see and she said, “Okay, I’m ready for you to pay for it.” He replied, “I never said I was going to pay for it. I just wanted you to hold it!”

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I am not trying to be snarky (honestly!)

But I don’t get the punchline here……🤦🏼

It’s okay… Wifey just wanted to be held when hubby wanted to get lucky. So, instead of buying her the outfits, shoes and diamonds, he let wifey just hold the stuff.
That’s the best explanation I could give. I don’t write the joke…

Well consider that jokes which equate women to inanimate objects, and question their right to bodily automate are not funny in 2026.

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This seems like the lowest bar but....we got a robot mop over the weekend and it's been life changing. I finally lost my @*@ mopping the floors daily from all of the residual salt and dirt being tracked in by our dogs and kids. We are a shoeless house but the dogs bring in stuff from the backyard, especially with the snow.

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Anonymous wrote:I’m Retiring 3/1 and going oversees for the 1st time in my Life.

Congrats!!

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My DD stood up to a kid who was bullying someone else. I am proud of her.

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My MIL died!

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A week ago I thought I was going to have to put my dog down but she’s made a comeback and is feeling great and eating well. Even though it’s a temporary win I’m so thankful for more time.

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My AP is not pregnant.

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Anonymous wrote:A husband was rubbing on his wife one night and hoping to go further. The wife said, “Not tonight, sometimes all a woman wants is to be held. Can you just hold me?” He held her all night.
The next morning he asked her, “How would you like to go shopping?” She didn’t hesitate!
They got dressed and went to the mall. He said, “Pick out several outfits with matching shoes and get some diamond earrings.”
She found all her items and held them up so he could see and she said, “Okay, I’m ready for you to pay for it.” He replied, “I never said I was going to pay for it. I just wanted you to hold it!”

PP, are you an old man? I ask because this is exactly the kind of inane and sexually tinged "jokes" that all the old men in my dad's adult community in FL constantly tell. They are all irrelevant at their age and obviously sexually frustrated, I guess. I cringe for them when I hear them and am having the same reaction to your post.

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Anonymous wrote:My MIL died!

I know it shouldn't, but this made me burst out laughing!

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Anonymous wrote:We need some good news.

I lost 20 lbs in five months. I ate what I wanted but just smaller portions.
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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:We need some good news.

I lost 20 lbs in five months. I ate what I wanted but just smaller portions.
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I need to do that.

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I got to see the monks last weekend — not in a crowded place, but by the side of the road. It was very quiet and peaceful as they walked by. It was just what I needed. I love them.