Tell me something good that recently happened to you

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My teenager took charge of my hair and I've been getting compliments.

Nice I love that.

Mine is that I lost my job at GW, but my Social Security kicked in so I didn't go any time between checks ( not as much on SS of course, but not terrible).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:We need some good news.

I saved a lot on my insurance by switching to Geico… 😁

[Anonymous]

My husband started doing the grocery shopping this year b/c he claimed I was a "food hoarder." Turns out I just went 1x week. He's going 2x week but our pantry and freezer are dwindling so it looks like we are both "right". He doesn't buy enough, I buy too much.

[Anonymous]

A husband was rubbing on his wife one night and hoping to go further. The wife said, “Not tonight, sometimes all a woman wants is to be held. Can you just hold me?” He held her all night.
The next morning he asked her, “How would you like to go shopping?” She didn’t hesitate!
They got dressed and went to the mall. He said, “Pick out several outfits with matching shoes and get some diamond earrings.”
She found all her items and held them up so he could see and she said, “Okay, I’m ready for you to pay for it.” He replied, “I never said I was going to pay for it. I just wanted you to hold it!”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My teenager took charge of my hair and I've been getting compliments.

What did she do to your hair?

[Anonymous]

I was able to get Noah Kahan tickets. My DD will be so happy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My wife began HRT and she cant get enough D.

🤣🤣🤣 congrats man

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My teenager took charge of my hair and I've been getting compliments.

Nice I love that.

Mine is that I lost my job at GW, but my Social Security kicked in so I didn't go any time between checks ( not as much on SS of course, but not terrible).

Wow that’s suspicious. Did they fire anybody else that same age

[Anonymous]

I was stuck in a terrible Nanny job that I hated for the past two years.
I loved the kiddos but did not like the parents.
I felt they were lying to me as well as underpaying me.

I recently uncovered proof that they were not paying me completely so I quit.
On the spot.

They tried to act like it was a minor oversight on their end but I could tell they were lying to me.

I have been enjoying my free time since leaving.
In fact I have FINALLY deep-cleaned my entire house!
Even better I have removed all of their toxicity out of my life too.

Great way to start off 2026! 🎆🎇🌠

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:A husband was rubbing on his wife one night and hoping to go further. The wife said, “Not tonight, sometimes all a woman wants is to be held. Can you just hold me?” He held her all night.
The next morning he asked her, “How would you like to go shopping?” She didn’t hesitate!
They got dressed and went to the mall. He said, “Pick out several outfits with matching shoes and get some diamond earrings.”
She found all her items and held them up so he could see and she said, “Okay, I’m ready for you to pay for it.” He replied, “I never said I was going to pay for it. I just wanted you to hold it!”

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I am not trying to be snarky (honestly!)

But I don’t get the punchline here……🤦🏼

[Anonymous]

I made a pound cake, and it is amazing. Best cake I've ever made.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A husband was rubbing on his wife one night and hoping to go further. The wife said, “Not tonight, sometimes all a woman wants is to be held. Can you just hold me?” He held her all night.
The next morning he asked her, “How would you like to go shopping?” She didn’t hesitate!
They got dressed and went to the mall. He said, “Pick out several outfits with matching shoes and get some diamond earrings.”
She found all her items and held them up so he could see and she said, “Okay, I’m ready for you to pay for it.” He replied, “I never said I was going to pay for it. I just wanted you to hold it!”

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I am not trying to be snarky (honestly!)

But I don’t get the punchline here……🤦🏼

It’s okay… Wifey just wanted to be held when hubby wanted to get lucky. So, instead of buying her the outfits, shoes and diamonds, he let wifey just hold the stuff.
That’s the best explanation I could give. I don’t write the joke…

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I made a pound cake, and it is amazing. Best cake I've ever made.

Yum!

[Anonymous]

Nothing.

[Anonymous]

I had a perimenopausal appointment with the half moon cookies at Trader Joe’s - heaven sent. Sad, perhaps.