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[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Once upon a time, I was on an anonymous mommy chat board that was not DCUM. There were these two b****y women in DC's Music Together class who iced everyone else out and talked to one another the entire time like there wasn't a class going on. They mentioned the chat board at some point, so once I knew they used it I would eavesdrop on them and then post on the chat board about their conversations like I was one talking smack about the other.

This is awesome, actually.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My father wears sneakers in the pool.

I helped Alec Baldwin change a tire in 1990 and he thanked me by shoving an eight ball of cocaine in my shirt pocket.

I intentionally sunk a boat on the Connecticut side of the Long Island sound.

I gave Dee Snyder the finger when he was in the dairy barn drive-through buying eggnog and a 2 L bottle of Pepsi.

I was paid $2000 to check into the Tropicana in Atlantic City under a different name to intentionally lose $3000 (took 30 minutes), ate a steak in my room and checked out the next morning at someone’s request.

I’ve only slept with one woman in my entire life, I’m handsome, charming and tall, we’ve been married for 25 years and she still doesn’t believe me that she’s the only one.

I was abused as a child by a man that lived across the street, his wife caught him but instead of comforting me or calling the police she hooked her finger inside my ear, twisted it really hard and said that if I told anybody she would tell our landlord to throw me and my mother out on the street. I never told anyone and it went on for probably another six months.

This was fun, I feel better, thanks!

You know how to play the game. Can you please elaborate on the boat and casino story? Also did you do alec baldwins coke?

Boat story is on page 2 of this thread.
I’ll do the casino tonight or tomorrow.
Me and three friends went through all of Alec’s blow.

Your stories were great! Thanks for all the details.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My father wears sneakers in the pool.

I helped Alec Baldwin change a tire in 1990 and he thanked me by shoving an eight ball of cocaine in my shirt pocket.

I intentionally sunk a boat on the Connecticut side of the Long Island sound.

I gave Dee Snyder the finger when he was in the dairy barn drive-through buying eggnog and a 2 L bottle of Pepsi.

I was paid $2000 to check into the Tropicana in Atlantic City under a different name to intentionally lose $3000 (took 30 minutes), ate a steak in my room and checked out the next morning at someone’s request.

I’ve only slept with one woman in my entire life, I’m handsome, charming and tall, we’ve been married for 25 years and she still doesn’t believe me that she’s the only one.

I was abused as a child by a man that lived across the street, his wife caught him but instead of comforting me or calling the police she hooked her finger inside my ear, twisted it really hard and said that if I told anybody she would tell our landlord to throw me and my mother out on the street. I never told anyone and it went on for probably another six months.

This was fun, I feel better, thanks!

I love 💕💕💕 that you're wife was the only one.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m on a glp-1 and absolutely no one knows. I’ve lost 30 lbs and tell ppl it’s been 20 and that I just stopped drinking.
I hide my needles in my closet and dispose of them during garbage day when my husband is at work.
I hide the “stuff” in our fridge in the garage in a bag my husband will never open.

30 pounds is a lot! Do you feel amazing? How long did it take? Did your metabolism change or do you just not eat and if it’s the latter hasn’t anyone noticed?

I feel great. No desire to eat much but enough. Took about 6 months. I took it very slow.
I did stop drinking. I was recently diagnosed with an inflammatory disease and not drinking needed to happen anyway. And that’s what I tell ppl.

THere shouldn't be shame at all in either, but I would rather the people in my life know I was on a GLP -1 than assume, as I would listening, that I was an alcoholic and now recovered.
In other words, I'd assume you were a drunk for most of the time i knew you (because apparently you drank A LOT) and that you had just recently decide to get sober. I'd be watching you for relapse

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My father wears sneakers in the pool.

I helped Alec Baldwin change a tire in 1990 and he thanked me by shoving an eight ball of cocaine in my shirt pocket.

I intentionally sunk a boat on the Connecticut side of the Long Island sound.

I gave Dee Snyder the finger when he was in the dairy barn drive-through buying eggnog and a 2 L bottle of Pepsi.

I was paid $2000 to check into the Tropicana in Atlantic City under a different name to intentionally lose $3000 (took 30 minutes), ate a steak in my room and checked out the next morning at someone’s request.

I’ve only slept with one woman in my entire life, I’m handsome, charming and tall, we’ve been married for 25 years and she still doesn’t believe me that she’s the only one.

I was abused as a child by a man that lived across the street, his wife caught him but instead of comforting me or calling the police she hooked her finger inside my ear, twisted it really hard and said that if I told anybody she would tell our landlord to throw me and my mother out on the street. I never told anyone and it went on for probably another six months.

This was fun, I feel better, thanks!

I love 💕💕💕 that you're wife was the only one.

I'm so sorry you had to live with that. There's a special place in hell for women who hide sex abusers.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m on a glp-1 and absolutely no one knows. I’ve lost 30 lbs and tell ppl it’s been 20 and that I just stopped drinking.
I hide my needles in my closet and dispose of them during garbage day when my husband is at work.
I hide the “stuff” in our fridge in the garage in a bag my husband will never open.

30 pounds is a lot! Do you feel amazing? How long did it take? Did your metabolism change or do you just not eat and if it’s the latter hasn’t anyone noticed?

I feel great. No desire to eat much but enough. Took about 6 months. I took it very slow.
I did stop drinking. I was recently diagnosed with an inflammatory disease and not drinking needed to happen anyway. And that’s what I tell ppl.

THere shouldn't be shame at all in either, but I would rather the people in my life know I was on a GLP -1 than assume, as I would listening, that I was an alcoholic and now recovered.
In other words, I'd assume you were a drunk for most of the time i knew you (because apparently you drank A LOT) and that you had just recently decide to get sober. I'd be watching you for relapse

Omg I wasn’t a drunk. I had two every day, or less.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m on a glp-1 and absolutely no one knows. I’ve lost 30 lbs and tell ppl it’s been 20 and that I just stopped drinking.
I hide my needles in my closet and dispose of them during garbage day when my husband is at work.
I hide the “stuff” in our fridge in the garage in a bag my husband will never open.

Everyone knows honey.

[Anonymous]

Years ago my roommate broke up with her boyfriend who was taking crap about her around town. He unfriended her on MySpace and it came to our attention the he was posting some really creepy stuff about her.

So we created a fake MySpace page as a fan page for a niche video game character he liked. We got some followers and then friended him so we could see what he was posting. Eventually his creepyness faded away but we became THE fan page for this character we didn’t even know much about.

Yes, this makes us creepy too but we’ve never told anyone, and to this day we make references to the character but won’t even tell our husbands the lore.

[Anonymous]

I always wash my hands after going to the bathroom and before handling food. Please don’t tell anyone.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My father wears sneakers in the pool.

I helped Alec Baldwin change a tire in 1990 and he thanked me by shoving an eight ball of cocaine in my shirt pocket.

I intentionally sunk a boat on the Connecticut side of the Long Island sound.

I gave Dee Snyder the finger when he was in the dairy barn drive-through buying eggnog and a 2 L bottle of Pepsi.

I was paid $2000 to check into the Tropicana in Atlantic City under a different name to intentionally lose $3000 (took 30 minutes), ate a steak in my room and checked out the next morning at someone’s request.

I’ve only slept with one woman in my entire life, I’m handsome, charming and tall, we’ve been married for 25 years and she still doesn’t believe me that she’s the only one.

I was abused as a child by a man that lived across the street, his wife caught him but instead of comforting me or calling the police she hooked her finger inside my ear, twisted it really hard and said that if I told anybody she would tell our landlord to throw me and my mother out on the street. I never told anyone and it went on for probably another six months.

This was fun, I feel better, thanks!

You know how to play the game. Can you please elaborate on the boat and casino story? Also did you do alec baldwins coke?

Sounds like creating an alibi maybe but with video cameras not sure how smart that was.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My father wears sneakers in the pool.

I helped Alec Baldwin change a tire in 1990 and he thanked me by shoving an eight ball of cocaine in my shirt pocket.

I intentionally sunk a boat on the Connecticut side of the Long Island sound.

I gave Dee Snyder the finger when he was in the dairy barn drive-through buying eggnog and a 2 L bottle of Pepsi.

I was paid $2000 to check into the Tropicana in Atlantic City under a different name to intentionally lose $3000 (took 30 minutes), ate a steak in my room and checked out the next morning at someone’s request.

I’ve only slept with one woman in my entire life, I’m handsome, charming and tall, we’ve been married for 25 years and she still doesn’t believe me that she’s the only one.

I was abused as a child by a man that lived across the street, his wife caught him but instead of comforting me or calling the police she hooked her finger inside my ear, twisted it really hard and said that if I told anybody she would tell our landlord to throw me and my mother out on the street. I never told anyone and it went on for probably another six months.

This was fun, I feel better, thanks!

I love 💕💕💕 that you're wife was the only one.

I'm so sorry you had to live with that. There's a special place in hell for women who hide sex abusers.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My father wears sneakers in the pool.

I helped Alec Baldwin change a tire in 1990 and he thanked me by shoving an eight ball of cocaine in my shirt pocket.

I intentionally sunk a boat on the Connecticut side of the Long Island sound.

I gave Dee Snyder the finger when he was in the dairy barn drive-through buying eggnog and a 2 L bottle of Pepsi.

I was paid $2000 to check into the Tropicana in Atlantic City under a different name to intentionally lose $3000 (took 30 minutes), ate a steak in my room and checked out the next morning at someone’s request.

I’ve only slept with one woman in my entire life, I’m handsome, charming and tall, we’ve been married for 25 years and she still doesn’t believe me that she’s the only one.

I was abused as a child by a man that lived across the street, his wife caught him but instead of comforting me or calling the police she hooked her finger inside my ear, twisted it really hard and said that if I told anybody she would tell our landlord to throw me and my mother out on the street. I never told anyone and it went on for probably another six months.

This was fun, I feel better, thanks!

I love 💕💕💕 that you're wife was the only one.

I'm so sorry you had to live with that. There's a special place in hell for women who hide sex abusers.

What are you talking about? Your post makes no sense!

[Anonymous]

I got engaged at 27 to the woman that has been my wife for 18 years now.

She lived in a row house in Shaw with two other girls. About two months after getting engaged, her work sent her to London for three months. After she went to London I stopped by her house to grab some clothes I'd had there. Only one of the girls was home and long story short, we had sex that day in her bed. And we continued to have tons and tons and tons of sex while my fiancee was overseas.

Then, she came home and we never so much as shook hands again. It was like it had never happned.

Weirdest part? That woman was the maid of honor at our wedding and godmother to our first born.

I have never touched another woman and my wife never found out. We hang out with the woman and her husband probably 3 times a year.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I loathe the names Chloe, Zoe, etc. Haaaaate them.

By all means, keep that a secret.

What on earth is with you people? Do any of you know what a secret is?

Right? I want to hear about someone having sex with their Volvo mechanic or something salacious. Not solo movie going or names you hate.

[Anonymous]

My sister stood on the toilet in the men’s bathroom at Quincy market and waited for someone to use it and watch over the divider. I refused to participate, I couldn’t hold my laughter when she told me.