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[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:i nicked a designer pen from a neiman marcus
not revealing which
clue: its continental

i walked into the closet of a parisian hotel & took a bunch of the roger et gallet soaps & shower gels. gave as gifts

I used to run a perfume shop, roger et gallet was the cheapest to source, you stole about 25 cents worth of stuff.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m on a glp-1 and absolutely no one knows. I’ve lost 30 lbs and tell ppl it’s been 20 and that I just stopped drinking.
I hide my needles in my closet and dispose of them during garbage day when my husband is at work.
I hide the “stuff” in our fridge in the garage in a bag my husband will never open.

Sorry, but we know.

LOL we really do

[Anonymous]

I lost my virginity to a prostitute

[Anonymous]

we planted marijuana seeds all over AU’s campus. This happened over 20 years ago when it wasn’t legal

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Back when phone books still existed, someone prank called me in the middle of the night with dirty talk. I matched his energy and we got off together. He asked for my number but I didn’t give it to him and we never talked again.

Um, didn’t he have you’re number if he called you?