Let’s share secrets, big or small

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There are a few places in the world where I've once been a tourist and randomly picked up some dirt/sand/shells/pebbles to bring home only to find out later via internet that I could have well been arrested and/or heavily fined. I had no idea. Between 20 and 30 years ago.

This happened to me inadvertently. My daughters collect sand from various beaches. They filled empty water bottles w Aruba sand and put them in my snorkel gear. NO one caught us but man, I was pissed!

When I was a teenager a long time ago, I brought home a full oatmeal container of black sand from a beach in Hawaii. Could never get away with that now. Some years later I also smuggled home two live Geckos. Poor things. I let them go in my house and only saw one climbing the wall about a week later. Never saw them again after that.

I think one of them got his MBA & went into insurance.

[Anonymous]

I think one of them got his MBA & went into insurance.

😅

[Anonymous]

i nicked a designer pen from a neiman marcus
not revealing which
clue: its continental

i walked into the closet of a parisian hotel & took a bunch of the roger et gallet soaps & shower gels. gave as gifts

[Anonymous]

I’ve always preferred to see movies alone in the theatre.

[Anonymous]

I jerked off in a movie theater

[Anonymous]

I jumped a jerk in a movie theatre.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I peg DH and he likes it. Hits his P spot and has a massive O.

+1.

On a girls weekend a while back, we all had probably too much wine and I let it slip what I do to dh. But to my surprise two of my dear friends admitted they do it to their dh too, and the rest of the group agreed they find it super hot and want to do it to their husbands.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I jerked off in a movie theater

Not a big deal unless the movie showing was Driving Miss Daisy.

[Anonymous]

My date invited me to a fancy art museum and we were enjoying the exhibition and I had a long slim dress on. I told him I wasn’t wearing panties. We had to leave the museum and go to his house… nothing super secretive about it, just a nice memory nobody knows about.

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When my mother was dying in the hospital, someone stole her phone. On WhatsApp I somehow was able to see the photo of the person who stole it or it was sold to or whatever and I have never sent such daggers or bad energy in my life. Who steals a dying persons phone in a hospital?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My date invited me to a fancy art museum and we were enjoying the exhibition and I had a long slim dress on. I told him I wasn’t wearing panties. We had to leave the museum and go to his house… nothing super secretive about it, just a nice memory nobody knows about.

You got your period…

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I peg DH and he likes it. Hits his P spot and has a massive O.

+1.

On a girls weekend a while back, we all had probably too much wine and I let it slip what I do to dh. But to my surprise two of my dear friends admitted they do it to their dh too, and the rest of the group agreed they find it super hot and want to do it to their husbands.

That’s hot AF

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I sometimes go to the movies by myself, if no one wants to go with me. I find it to be very relaxing!

I sometimes go to the casino by myself, maybe once a year. I may go twice a year with friends, but that one time a year I just get to play whatever game I want to get a drink or just walk around is really fun. It kind of makes me feel like I’m playing hooky, doing something deliciously irresponsible when 99% of the time, I am a saver and a rule follower and a schedule follower. It’s like being someone completely different for two hours. My limit is about $200-300. I figure since I never spend money on online shopping, this is kind of like my Bad Mom Money.

If I see someone being rude to other people, especially other moms, I will stare at them deliberately to make them uncomfortable. Sometimes, just knowing someone is clocking the behavior is enough to make them change course. I know I’m not the boss or the judge and jury, but when I know I am seeing someone being mean, I check them with my eyes.

Some moms need to be called out because their child/children are horrible brats that should be banned from all public spaces. It would not bother me in the least if you gave me the side eye because I can give as n evil eye that would fill you with terror.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My date invited me to a fancy art museum and we were enjoying the exhibition and I had a long slim dress on. I told him I wasn’t wearing panties. We had to leave the museum and go to his house… nothing super secretive about it, just a nice memory nobody knows about.

You got your period…

No

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Back when phone books still existed, someone prank called me in the middle of the night with dirty talk. I matched his energy and we got off together. He asked for my number but I didn’t give it to him and we never talked again.