| People will not want their coats placed on the floor. |
They are, but I'm pretty sure the PP was being facetious. |
Dear god, get a hobby. Or a job. You clearly have too much time on your hands if this is a serious worry for you. |
RIGHT?? Who the hell has the time to think about this let alone post for advice. What will they ask next - how to tie her shoes? |
| Hire a 11-year-old kid to take coats and return them. They’ll need to come up with a system to keep track of whose is whose. |
But GERMS |
| Rent a Pod storage container. Build a covered walkway between your house and the Pod. |
| Leave them outside with the shoes. Where else would they go? |