After screwing her for X years and wasting X years of her life. Then hopping in the sack with a random woman and immediately getting her pregnant. What a great guy. ![]() |
You do realize that surfers don't actually surf in bikinis, right? They wear wet suits on the boards. |
We're married, now change? That's a recipe for disaster. At least he put it out in front what he wanted. Nobody wants a bait and switch. |
But apparently he slid into her DMs after she posted a bathing suit pic, so he is a massive hypocrite. And certainly his expectations for a mate are entirely unrealistic. |
Seriously. Who changes their behavior with the opposite sex just because they are in a relationship? |
Right, he contacted her precisely because she's hot then resents her for same, expecting her not to interact with her male peers at all. What a weirdo loser. |
Years? I thought they were together 4 months. Which seems to me to be just about the right amount of time to realize someone is not for you and get out. You wouldn't be projecting your own shit, would you? Because it sounds like you're projecting your own shit. |
He's obviously massively insecure. I mean, I would be too, if I looked like him. |
HouseinHabit is full-on Qanon. She's so disgustingly anti-women, it's appalling. Literally the only woman she has ever supported in her supposed "investigative journalism" is Ghislaine Maxwell. |
Lifelong surfer here. This is so ignorant. Surfers wear wetsuits AND bikinis depending on conditions. Along with boardshorts, rashguards, one pieces, etc. |
He’s a fat Hollywood a$$hole. |
I've literally never heard of this lady before. She is a surfing instructor. And no shade on that-- but one of those hobby jobs that often leads to being a SAHM. Men intentionally look for women like this, who don't have a lot of professional drive, because they will adjust easier to SAHM life. Which is fine, and SAHMs are also real people who are not dead bugs on a board. If Jonah had married her and then laid out his expectations, I would agree. But he did it in the early dating phase, which is the right time for her to make an informed choice. |
Where are you getting that’s she’s a surfing “instructor”? She’s a competitive surfer and law student. |
Jonah Hill sucks. But I thought we already knew this. |
And nepo baby. I find him disgusting and hate how he's been shoved down our throats for the last 20 years. He's gross. |