Is Walkability a code word?

[Anonymous]

Yes on the booze but no on the swinging.

Swingers live in the burbs. You can't have a key party if you don't have car keys!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You don’t even want to know what “two car garage” is a code word for.

Yeah. I thought I’d be safe picking something in a “quiet cul de sac”. Turns out that’s also code.

lol

[Anonymous]

Lol at this thread. The op trolled almost everyone here and 5 pages later, it seemed to have worked. Well done OP.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You don’t even want to know what “two car garage” is a code word for.

This thread is all fun and games until it winds up in a QAnon forum

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You don’t even want to know what “two car garage” is a code word for.

Yeah. I thought I’d be safe picking something in a “quiet cul de sac”. Turns out that’s also code.

“Cul de sac” is French literally meaning bottom of a bag. Dead End Streets were renamed Cul de sacs by realtors trying to sound fancy.

Saying you live in a cul de sac means you live in the bottom on a bag. The Sac literally means Sack. So in French you would say in supermarket don’t put my eggs in the cul de sac (bottom of the sack)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You don’t even want to know what “two car garage” is a code word for.

Yeah. I thought I’d be safe picking something in a “quiet cul de sac”. Turns out that’s also code.

“Cul de sac” is French literally meaning bottom of a bag. Dead End Streets were renamed Cul de sacs by realtors trying to sound fancy.

Saying you live in a cul de sac means you live in the bottom on a bag. The Sac literally means Sack. So in French you would say in supermarket don’t put my eggs in the cul de sac (bottom of the sack)

So…teabagging?

[Anonymous]

You broke the code, none of these alcoholics and swingers will admit it though. Nice work.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You don’t even want to know what “two car garage” is a code word for.

Yeah. I thought I’d be safe picking something in a “quiet cul de sac”. Turns out that’s also code.

“Cul de sac” is French literally meaning bottom of a bag. Dead End Streets were renamed Cul de sacs by realtors trying to sound fancy.

Saying you live in a cul de sac means you live in the bottom on a bag. The Sac literally means Sack. So in French you would say in supermarket don’t put my eggs in the cul de sac (bottom of the sack)

DP. Cul also means a$$....

[Anonymous]

I always wondered what a finished basement meant.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I always wondered what a finished basement meant.

Sex dungeon.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP, you’re in contention for the crown of top 5 most clueless post. Good luck.

Could someone with more free time please create a list of most clueless or ridiculous DCUM posts? "Best of DCUM", if you will.
Pretty please??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It seems people on DCUM who are mainly married couples want walkability to restaurants and bars.

Is it because they are alcoholics or drinks who can’t get in a car after going to a bar?

Are they swingers who want to bring other couples back from nearby bars and restaurants close by?

No

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It seems people on DCUM who are mainly married couples want walkability to restaurants and bars.

Is it because they are alcoholics or drinks who can’t get in a car after going to a bar?

Are they swingers who want to bring other couples back from nearby bars and restaurants close by?

This is a silly post, but I will answer honestly. Having to get in the car in order to go anywhere makes me feel like a prisoner in my house

[Anonymous]

“up-and-coming” neighborhood

[Anonymous]

White rocks in the front yard are the sign you’re looking for