Just for fun: Pettiest reason you ended a relationship

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Anonymous wrote:He sent out an email to friends that included personal information I had told him about without asking me first. He thought it was cute and funny and that I would like that he had sent this out.

I was surprised that he was surprised by my reaction. A Very Big Talk ensued.

Can you elaborate on this? Does he normally send out long emails to his friends? How did you find out?

It wasn’t a particularly long message and I knew because I was included on it. He genuinely thought it was a fun story to tell to our close group of friends.

And I might have been fine with it if he had, you know, just asked me first. It was not a huge secret or hugely embarrassing or anything, it was just that he sent it out to friends without asking me if that was okay with me. It was not really his story to share, it was mine and I was not yet ready to share that particular story.

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Ordered his hamburger well done. It probably grossed him out that I ordered mine rare.

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She always wanted to nap in the afternoon. Boring-I don't have time to be lying around during the day.

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He made a joke via text about someone having a stalker, but spelled it “stocker”. He also referred to sex as f***ing in conversation with me.

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He had a high voice. When he called and my mom answered, she thought he was a girl.

Too neat/better groomed than me.

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He said i love you on like the second date. No way.

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Had a breast reduction before I met her.

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He didn’t like Michael Jackson’s music — funnily enough, I found out a woman ended a date with my dad 30 years earlier for a similar reason!

In high school I dumped a guy because he wouldn’t take his shirt off at the pool, or get in the water. I knew he wasn’t super fit and didn’t care, but the insecurity was a deal breaker.

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Anonymous wrote:Had a breast reduction before I met her.

Was it that she now had smaller breasts than she did before?

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He would wear a mask outdoors.

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He was a bad speller and wrote me a note addressed “sweatheart”

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Some people call it petty but I have standards. She always wore the worst shoes, just awful choices everyday.

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He reminded me of a mushroom when he was naked

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He took a friend of mine home one day, she offered him gas money, and he accepted it.

He was African, but didn't like African food.

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He said he wasn't a picky eater then picked the purple lettuce leaves out of his salad.

He was also bad in bed. In fact. I considered prolonging breaking up with him to use him for s*x a few more times, then quickly realized it wasn't worth it.