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| tesla, BMW, hummers, anything that looks like a box or a toaster, and I'm sorry but if you drive a car that is a box I judge you harshly. |
+1 The driver is overcompensating for a deficiency. |
+1 Also, Jaguars. |
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Vehicles with unpainted body panels or notable unrepaired body damage.
Large pickup trucks as personal, rather than work, vehicles. Vehicles with loud mufflers and/or playing loud music. Vehicles with ridiculous, non-functional "aerodynamic" body parts, e.g. gigantic rear wings. . Vehicles with raised suspensions and/or equipped with wheel spacers which extend the wheels outside the wheel wells, often with an absurd amount of negative camber. Vehicles with political slogans/candidate or other vulgar, tasteless, and needlessly provocative in-your-face stickers. |
| Any car with multiple magnets displaying every private lower, middle, high school, and college their child attend(ed). |
I have a problem with this and most bumper stickers, stick people family, or any political views displayed. If your going to put a sticker on a $60,000 vehicle I will judge you. It's a car not a sticker book. Know the difference. |
Ooh, I'm glad I am triggering you with my stickers. |
| Matte black Tesla. So ugly. |
I don't have one but I like trucks. It must be a great feeling to not have to pay for a delivery or hire someone to pick something up from the store when you can do it yourself. |
I’m perfectly ok if I agree with your politics. If not, I’m keying the F outta your car. It’s fair game because you put your politics out there for the world to see. So the consequences of your trump bumper sticker is going to be some very scratched paint. You started it. |
| Mini Cooper |
I like your list. I think the cars with wheels tilted 45 degrees are the most ridiculous looking ones. Why do they do it? |
Corolla/Camry = grandma with 2 kleenex boxes in rear window. Prius = My community depends on me remaining well below the posted speed limit during my entire rush hour commute on this 2 lane road. Trust me, your being late stuck behind me is better for Earth. |
And IRL how often do you need this? |