Give me some pick up lines
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Anonymous
I think we're related. In my family this was what our parents threatened to put in a singles ad for us. |
Anonymous
Now i know we're not a love match because I thought that pick up line was hilarious |
Anonymous
Winner! |
Anonymous
| "Can I dine at your pink taco stand?" |
Anonymous
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Man at bar: What's the difference between a Big Mac and a b***j**?
Woman: I don't know Man: Let's go to lunch |
Anonymous
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These make me miss dating (I've been too indoorsy since covid). The ones that have worked on me:
I get out of an uber and a man comes up to me and says "did it hurt?" I said "what?" He said "when you fell out of heaven". Made me smile. Another one, guy at a bar asked for my name he said "I love your accent are you from Tennessee? I said no he then said "Well you're the only 10 I see" it was sweet and dorky but I loved it. The weirdest one I ever got was "If I ever have a daughter I want her to look just like you" So creepy. |
Anonymous
| Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go down on you |
Anonymous
| Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention |
Anonymous
| “Do you like jalapeños? Because I’m about to get jalapeño pussy” |
Anonymous
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Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet,
I bet that pussy is too |
Anonymous
This. I’ve heard this line so much along with “You look familiar. Do I know you ?” |