Give me some pick up lines
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Anonymous
| Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock. |
Anonymous
| Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living? |
Anonymous
| Do you like fitness? What do you think about fitndis dick in your ass |
Anonymous
OMG I cannot believe this made me LOL |
Anonymous
I tried it once with a girlfriend, and it was not as much fun as you might think. She played the part too long and kept saying the annoying things that a first time hookup would say (where do you keep your towells?) when I was ready to cut the games and just have sex. |
Anonymous
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Knock Knock
Who's there? Ima Ima who? I'm a gonna bang the hell out of you tonight! |
Anonymous
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Do you happen to know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice. |
Anonymous
| That is a beautiful dress (blouse, skirt, whatever). My wife has one exactly like it, but it looks way better on you. |
Anonymous
| I must know you. |
Anonymous
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You: Are you married?
Her: Yes. You: That's okay, I don't mind. |
Anonymous
okay maybe you shouldn't say that since the problem in that case would be you. Or maybe you could have fun with it and ask her what are some things you don't do with your husband but you wish you could |
Anonymous
Oh that is good! |
Anonymous
Why don't you suggest it? |
Anonymous
| Excuse me, ma’am? I’d like to do sexual intercourse to you, just FYI. |
Anonymous
| Don't be picky. I wasn't. |