Give me some pick up lines
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Anonymous
| GF and I were talking last night and I told her I never had a one night stand. I then said I could have one with her and we were talking about role playing where I pick her up in a hotel bar. She would put on her little black dress and I would approach and flirt with her. She seemed excited by this, but told me to have a good pick up line. Looking for suggestions. I’ve never role played in sex before and this is going to be fun. |
Anonymous
| You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop. |
Anonymous
| I'm rich. |
Anonymous
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Sing it 🎤 don’t say it
I believe in miracles Where're you from, you sexy thing, you sexy thang you I believe in miracles since you came along, you sexy thing |
Anonymous
| Make the usual small talk and then ask her if she’s ever met someone at a hotel before. When she asks you back tell her, I’ve never had a one night stand before. But if I did, it would be a night that neither of us would ever forget. |
Anonymous
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From a glass of water you get a small drop of water on a fingertip or two.
You (lightly) flick a drop on her dress and then say “We need to get you out of these wet clothes”. Full disclosure, this never worked for me but ymmv. |
Anonymous
| "Are you wearing the panties your mother laid out for you?" |
Anonymous
“I was just trying to keep up!” |
Anonymous
W. T. F. |
Anonymous
Seinfeld https://youtu.be/98YukqxYCKU |
Anonymous
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Hey I see you brought the upsexy tonight!
Her: What's up Sexy? Not much, how are you? |
Anonymous
| Hand her a sugar packet and ask her if she dropped her nametag. |
Anonymous
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Man: Is your fridge running?
Woman: Uh, yes. Man: Then you better catch it. |
Anonymous
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Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight? Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it. |
Anonymous
| You smell good enough to eat |