Give me some pick up lines
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Anonymous
| Are you the woman that ordered the gigolo? |
Anonymous
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You: Do you wash your clothes in Windex?
Her: No, why? You: Because I can see myself in your pants. |
Anonymous
Also works if you ask if they have a mirror in their pocket. |
Anonymous
Subtle. |
Anonymous
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Get a business sized card made out of resilient, laminated material that cannot be ripped, which says: "If there is any chance of us hooking up tonight, smile. If not, tear up this card."
Walk up to her in the bar, introduce yourself, and give her the card. No matter what happens you will break the ice and get her laughing. I used that the first time I met my wife and it worked like a charm. Thank God she does not know how many times it worked before we met! |
Anonymous
People get triggered over humor these days. |
Anonymous
Yuck |
Anonymous
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"You don't seem to sweat too much for a heavier girl."
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Anonymous
| Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes? |
Anonymous
| Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you. |
Anonymous
| Hey there. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together tonight. |
Anonymous
| The way you smile- how could I resist you? |
Anonymous
| Hi, I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. |
Anonymous
| I don’t have any lines for you but just wanted to say that I would totally get into this if my boyfriend would ask. I hope you 2 have lots of fun!! |
Anonymous
| You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is across the street |