Give me some pick up lines

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Excuse me, ma’am? I’d like to do sexual intercourse to you, just FYI.

whoever said that there is no such thing as a bad pick up line probably had not heard this one.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"You don't seem to sweat too much for a heavier girl."

*snort*

[Anonymous]

"Do the curtains match the drapes?"

[Anonymous]

You look familiar-are you a model?

I think I’ve seen you in Playboy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"Do the curtains match the drapes?"

Are you looking to get laid or slapped?

[Anonymous]

Can I subscribe to your only fans

[Anonymous]

Do your eyes bother you? They bother me.

[Anonymous]

You’re so much more than eye candy, you’re soul food!

[Anonymous]

Are those space pants you’re wearing, cause that azz is outta this world.

That dress is very becoming on you. Of course if I were on you, I’d be-coming too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Excuse me, ma’am? I’d like to do sexual intercourse to you, just FYI.

whoever said that there is no such thing as a bad pick up line probably had not heard this one.

I read that in Borat voice lol.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"Do the curtains match the drapes?"

Are you looking to get laid or slapped?

OMG most of these are eye roll worthy but I hate hate hate this one so much. Seriously would hear it a LOT in bars from guys and I always wondered who that ever worked with. Blech!

[Anonymous]

Here's a commonly heard pickup line in gay bars:
"May I push in your stool?"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Do you like fitness? What do you think about fitndis dick in your ass

Disgusting.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Do you like fitness? What do you think about fitndis dick in your ass

Disgusting.

Bet you're a lot of fun at parties.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Man: Is your fridge running?
Woman: Uh, yes.
Man: Then you better catch it.

That's not a pickup line!!! That's just a Dad joke.