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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Jd prefers his interviews from a couch seat[/quote] It gives him the kind of emotional support, the kind that can only come from a true lover, that he needs. When you’re a man with a genetic mutation that makes you look like you’re wearing different levels of eyeliner on different days, getting out there and insulting women for not breeding enough, that’s hard work. You need the love and support that only a couch can provide. When you’re telling baldfaced lies to avoid getting in trouble, you really need to know those cushions are plumping for you. JD has no emotional life, so he relies on something equally as devoid of an interior life. No wonder he has such a deep and abiding love for Lazyboy. [/quote]
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