The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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In Frozen 3, Melanie is the Ice Queen who freezes the world in order to preserve her youth

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Anonymous wrote:Ivanka gets a head start on seasonal ugly sweater contests with this turkey:



She also loves her long pleated skirts. At least no white shoes (that I can see). I think she may have photoshopped herself in the picture because she’s off getting a plastic surgery update.

Interesting...I WONDERED why she wasn't using new photos. How did you know about her plastic surgery update?

I'm really into Ivanka's sweater here. I do not like the skirt though. It would be cute with some jeans or something casual.

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Anonymous wrote:The weird thing to me is how in the holiday video they show her like, adjusting things? Completing? Did Michelle Obama do that and I just don’t remember?

An army of volunteers does the holiday stuff. I don’t think the First Lady is that involved. Any First Lady.

I thought it was hilarious they showed Melania sprinkling dust or glitter on the trees. LOL! Yes. I am sure she dressed up in her $10K dress to sprinkle glitter on trees. LOL! Gave me quite a chuckle.

OMG! I can't believe no one commented on the narcissus! You know, the flowers also known as paperwhites?! The name derives from the same excessively self-loving Greek youth that narcissist does!

This is what I read into the story as shown on the video: Melania is looking around, admiring 'her' work. She's hugging herself, perplexed, wondering to herself.....'What object requires my magical touch now? Hmmmmmm. Those narcissus....too meany reminders of my asshat of a husband.' She crushes some of the flowers, imagining them to be The Donald, and pretends it's fairy dust. She sprinkles it on a tree, making a wish.

https://twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/1201351943790174208?s=20

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Anonymous wrote:I've been told by some Eastern European friends that smiling for pictures is something just dumb Americans do and that it's considered foolish-looking elsewhere. So maybe old habits die hard.

Melania's a former supermodel though. You'd think she would be able to project appropriate facial expressions in front of a camera.

Supermodel. Lol.

My comment was tongue in cheek.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Despite the story the press is feeding you, Melania was never a model in a traditional sense of the word before she met Trump and started doing celebrity lifestyle editorial shoots based on his connections. She was never a working model.

Do you know how I know this?

Because there is no photographic evidence of her modeling career before she met Trump. Like none. It's a very curious case of underground modeling.

Yes, this is very curious. Maybe she did runway shows and no photographic work?

Guess again

Only “photographic work” would be the nude and semi-nude photos Donny arranged.

[Anonymous]

I really like the simplicity of the beige dress and escape cape coat, but my god it looks like she’s Elizabeth Bathory wearing a skin suit of one of her victims.

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Anonymous wrote:The weird thing to me is how in the holiday video they show her like, adjusting things? Completing? Did Michelle Obama do that and I just don’t remember?

An army of volunteers does the holiday stuff. I don’t think the First Lady is that involved. Any First Lady.

I thought it was hilarious they showed Melania sprinkling dust or glitter on the trees. LOL! Yes. I am sure she dressed up in her $10K dress to sprinkle glitter on trees. LOL! Gave me quite a chuckle.

OMG! I can't believe no one commented on the narcissus! You know, the flowers also known as paperwhites?! The name derives from the same excessively self-loving Greek youth that narcissist does!

This is what I read into the story as shown on the video: Melania is looking around, admiring 'her' work. She's hugging herself, perplexed, wondering to herself.....'What object requires my magical touch now? Hmmmmmm. Those narcissus....too meany reminders of my asshat of a husband.' She crushes some of the flowers, imagining them to be The Donald, and pretends it's fairy dust. She sprinkles it on a tree, making a wish.

https://twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/1201351943790174208?s=20

It’s feels like Frozen meets the softer side of Sears.

[Anonymous]

Thanks Ivanka for reminding me that it's 50% at Old Navy until midnight tonight (which might be Wednesday)

[Anonymous]

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In Frozen 3, Melanie is the Ice Queen who freezes the world in order to preserve her youth

If Trump were a Democratic president, Melania would be gracing the covers of every major fashion magazine.
She is quite stunning.

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Arriving in London this evening.

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Arriving in London this evening.

Another coat. But I do love this one. Fan of this shade of red.

The red coats are coming, yelled the Brits!

[Anonymous]

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In Frozen 3, Melanie is the Ice Queen who freezes the world in order to preserve her youth

This look is perfection.

[Anonymous]

Robin Givhan's assessment of Melania's coat-on-shoulders fetish is spot-on:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2019/12/02/melania-trumps-christmas-decorations-are-lovely-that-coat-looks-ridiculous/

[Anonymous]

I think Leah Carroll (article below) must be a contributor to our thread! If not, I nominate her to be an honorary member! I had to look up who Hieronymus Bosch was. How apropos!

https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2019/12/8945279/melania-trump-white-house-christmas-decorations-return


Melania Trump revealed the official 2019 White House holiday decorations today and — ugh! — they are pretty and only a little bit weird. After last year's blood-icicle trees and 2017's spooky ice queen aesthetic, my hopes were very, very high for something equally ghastly. But a video of the first lady guiding us through the People's House reveals a distinctly less dystopian take on the season this time around. Is the War on Christmas real? Because I feel attacked by all this bland niceness!

Everything is so elegant and tasteful! That garland of red roses on the mantel? Pure class. The white-and-gold accents? Opulence. A bit Alexis Carrington, sure — but in the best way.

Naturally, I'm devastated.



Whoever saw fit to suppress Melania's natural inclination to turn tree-trimming into an expression of the bottomless void in her soul had their work cut out for them, however. It appears that the first lady might have taken design control in the East Colonnade, where silver stars, their points sharpened to a glinting razor's edge, float menacingly above lit glass panels. Looks dangerous! I like it!

No matter how safe Melania decided to play it this year, I take comfort in my belief that she has an inner Hieronymus Bosch just itching to evoke the hellish journey of the Trump administration through topiary. It's the most magical time of the year, Melania: Don't let a little thing like impeachment steal your (or my) joy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I really like the simplicity of the beige dress and escape cape coat, but my god it looks like she’s Elizabeth Bathory wearing a skin suit of one of her victims.

ZOMG

I laughed.

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Anonymous wrote:The weird thing to me is how in the holiday video they show her like, adjusting things? Completing? Did Michelle Obama do that and I just don’t remember?

An army of volunteers does the holiday stuff. I don’t think the First Lady is that involved. Any First Lady.

I thought it was hilarious they showed Melania sprinkling dust or glitter on the trees. LOL! Yes. I am sure she dressed up in her $10K dress to sprinkle glitter on trees. LOL! Gave me quite a chuckle.

OMG! I can't believe no one commented on the narcissus! You know, the flowers also known as paperwhites?! The name derives from the same excessively self-loving Greek youth that narcissist does!

This is what I read into the story as shown on the video: Melania is looking around, admiring 'her' work. She's hugging herself, perplexed, wondering to herself.....'What object requires my magical touch now? Hmmmmmm. Those narcissus....too meany reminders of my asshat of a husband.' She crushes some of the flowers, imagining them to be The Donald, and pretends it's fairy dust. She sprinkles it on a tree, making a wish.

https://twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/1201351943790174208?s=20

It’s feels like Frozen meets the softer side of Sears.

marry me!