The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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Anonymous wrote:She needs to take 6-10"off her hair.

I'm distracted by the fact that the White House uses the chairs that are the cheapest option at basic party rental company. How uncomfortable!

That coat looks like a snuggie!

She really takes after her dad in body shape.

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Looks like a very genuine smile

She looks like she's aged 10 years. She's 26.

Agreed, she already has wrinkles. Must be the stress from law school.

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Those are extensions in her hair and they look terrible.

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Looks like a very genuine smile

She looks like she's aged 10 years. She's 26.

Agreed, she already has wrinkles. Must be the stress from law school.

The makeup is NOT helping matters.

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Anonymous wrote:Another brown coat for Melania - talking to Baltimore youth on opioid epidemic - https://www.instagram.com/tv/B5VlqVDgyW7/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

She is on stage under lights in a buttoned up trench coat. At this point I must assume that her chronic coat wearing inside is psychological.

Seems she's trying to insulate herself from the cold reception she receives.

She did get booed at this event.

The clash of browns makes her hair look green. In all the school assemblies, or whatnot I've sat through, I can't remember a speaker wearing a trench coat. Weird.

It’s very 1930s Berlin rally. But I suspect she sees it as emotional armor.

Good observation. She’s graduated from her hitler youth look.

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Anonymous wrote:Wish there was a pic of this from the front vs. side.

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Here you go, kinda wicked stepmom Claus:

It's the traditional nightshirt of the Slovenian people.

It's more like a Bessarabian carpet (I spent years in Moldova/Romania and saw many a one). Maybe she's playing Scarlet O'Hara but instead of curtains, she used a carpet.

I think it was part of her escape plan to roll herself up this coat and hire movers to take a carpet to an undisclosed location.

It’s causing me serious agida to admit to liking anything Mel does, but I kinda dig the rose jacket. I’d wear it as my ludicrously overpriced bathrobe.

I don’t object to the print, but I don’t like the big Santa Claus-esque cuff and trim, and I’ve never liked the flowers on a dark backdrop Soviet look. It’s just always looked so dour.

Which, if any anyone used to read Tom and Lorenzo’s breakdown of Joan’s costumes on Mad Men, I bet Melania is screaming a message here.

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Stopping by to say I’m thankful for OP. This thread has amused me many times over. Thank you!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Stopping by to say I’m thankful for OP. This thread has amused me many times over. Thank you!

Ditto. Best thread on DCUM!

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Anonymous wrote:Wish there was a pic of this from the front vs. side.

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Here you go, kinda wicked stepmom Claus:

It's the traditional nightshirt of the Slovenian people.

It's more like a Bessarabian carpet (I spent years in Moldova/Romania and saw many a one). Maybe she's playing Scarlet O'Hara but instead of curtains, she used a carpet.

I think it was part of her escape plan to roll herself up this coat and hire movers to take a carpet to an undisclosed location.

It’s causing me serious agida to admit to liking anything Mel does, but I kinda dig the rose jacket. I’d wear it as my ludicrously overpriced bathrobe.

I don’t object to the print, but I don’t like the big Santa Claus-esque cuff and trim, and I’ve never liked the flowers on a dark backdrop Soviet look. It’s just always looked so dour.

Which, if any anyone used to read Tom and Lorenzo’s breakdown of Joan’s costumes on Mad Men, I bet Melania is screaming a message here.

You want your little girl to continue to look up to our First Commie? Here is a floral coat in her size! https://www.amazon.com/OSCAR-RENTA-Childrenswear-Floral-Ruffle/dp/B07CS1D666/ref=sr_1_9?dchild=1&fst=as%3Aoff&qid=1575048254&refinements=p_n_size_six_browse-vebin%3A4940398011&rnid=1045206&s=apparel&sr=1-9

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Anonymous wrote:Another brown coat for Melania - talking to Baltimore youth on opioid epidemic - https://www.instagram.com/tv/B5VlqVDgyW7/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

She is on stage under lights in a buttoned up trench coat. At this point I must assume that her chronic coat wearing inside is psychological.

Seems she's trying to insulate herself from the cold reception she receives.

She did get booed at this event.

The clash of browns makes her hair look green. In all the school assemblies, or whatnot I've sat through, I can't remember a speaker wearing a trench coat. Weird.

It’s very 1930s Berlin rally. But I suspect she sees it as emotional armor.

Good observation. She’s graduated from her hitler youth look.

She looks like Inspector Gadget.

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Anonymous wrote:Stopping by to say I’m thankful for OP. This thread has amused me many times over. Thank you!

Ditto. Best thread on DCUM!

+1 on the worst of days, this thread lightens my mood.

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Anonymous wrote:Stopping by to say I’m thankful for OP. This thread has amused me many times over. Thank you!

Ditto. Best thread on DCUM!

+1 on the worst of days, this thread lightens my mood.

Indeed!! I love you snarky bastards!

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Anonymous wrote:Another brown coat for Melania - talking to Baltimore youth on opioid epidemic - https://www.instagram.com/tv/B5VlqVDgyW7/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

She is on stage under lights in a buttoned up trench coat. At this point I must assume that her chronic coat wearing inside is psychological.

Seems she's trying to insulate herself from the cold reception she receives.

She did get booed at this event.

The clash of browns makes her hair look green. In all the school assemblies, or whatnot I've sat through, I can't remember a speaker wearing a trench coat. Weird.

It’s very 1930s Berlin rally. But I suspect she sees it as emotional armor.

Good observation. She’s graduated from her hitler youth look.

She looks like Inspector Gadget.

His trench was grey, no?

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Anonymous wrote:Another brown coat for Melania - talking to Baltimore youth on opioid epidemic - https://www.instagram.com/tv/B5VlqVDgyW7/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

She is on stage under lights in a buttoned up trench coat. At this point I must assume that her chronic coat wearing inside is psychological.

Seems she's trying to insulate herself from the cold reception she receives.

She did get booed at this event.

The clash of browns makes her hair look green. In all the school assemblies, or whatnot I've sat through, I can't remember a speaker wearing a trench coat. Weird.

It’s very 1930s Berlin rally. But I suspect she sees it as emotional armor.

Good observation. She’s graduated from her hitler youth look.

She looks like Inspector Gadget.

His trench was grey, no?

Yes, but it’s the buttons (and his didn’t cost $3K)

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On this Thanksgiving, thankful for this thread!