The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Gums, Neck, and Chinless. I'm dying.

I try. Actually you all either say I’m funny or trying to hard. I like to walk a line.

You did well here, PP. Stopped me right in my tracks and had me rolling.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The cape pic must be old. It's her old (less old) face.

Those fan pages post whatever they can find whenever.

Looks like the Altuzurra for Target collection was 2014, so yeah it’s pretty old given how often she jacks with her face.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The cape pic must be old. It's her old (less old) face.

Those fan pages post whatever they can find whenever.

It looks like a dress that an actual stylist picked out and not her. Her taste is... different.

Oh, I was going to say that she looked really good in that. It makes sense that it was pre-Empire. Her clothes and overall style looked so much better back then -- I really am curious what the back story is. Did she have a big falling out with her stylist? Or is she cosplaying a different role now, like the wacky mom with "creative" tastes instead of the demure socialite? Or she's having a mental breakdown with the stress and thinks that floral prints and hemming her own pants is good therapy? This is really the "tell all" book I want to read, not Nikki Haley's dreck!

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Anonymous wrote:Tiffany’s had a boob job. You can tell in the photo she posted to instagram partying in the south Hamptons:
https://www.teenvogue.com/story/10-facts-tiffany-trump-donald-trump-daughter

She spends all her time now doctoring her photos. Trump edits his to make his fingers longer, she makes herself skinnier.

This is a 2016 story.

Yes, but the point is that if her boobs looked like this
https://www.instagram.com/p/RihUQNj0cM/?igshid=1xy5h0bm5bivy
when she was nineteen, she’s definitely had a boob job.

I guess she didn’t get Marla’s boobs like Trump speculated she would when she was a baby - “We don't know whether she's got this part yet (gestures toward his chest), but time will tell.”
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/trump-comments-1-year-old-daughter-breasts-article-1.2591961

Ugh. That’s so gross. What daughter wants her dad speculating about her boobs.

I wonder if that was the moment Marla decided to GTFO. I know I sure as hell would.

[Anonymous]

Back on topic.

Melania wore a beautiful cornflower blue coat today meeting the Turkish president and his wife today.
Daily Mail has a photo and says it’s $2300. Can someone post?

[Anonymous]

Not bad. But I often wonder if she ever repeats an outfit.

[Anonymous]

Waaaaay too cold for bare legs, but beautiful coat!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Not bad. But I often wonder if she ever repeats an outfit.

Pretty color. I don't love the double breasted buttons, but it's fine.

She must have SO many coats.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Waaaaay too cold for bare legs, but beautiful coat!

+1
Would have been better with tall black boots

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Not bad. But I often wonder if she ever repeats an outfit.

Pretty color. I don't love the double breasted buttons, but it's fine.

She must have SO many coats.

True, she could have re-used her inaugural coat for impeachment, similar shade.

[Anonymous]

Agree with the black boots, that would have been perfect. Coat is beautiful color and perfect fit.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Waaaaay too cold for bare legs, but beautiful coat!

+1
Would have been better with tall black boots

Her feet are to tan for a minute I thought she was wearing brown booties with black toecaps.

[Anonymous]

That coat is gorgeous on her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Not bad. But I often wonder if she ever repeats an outfit.

I like Erdogan’s wife’s outfit. It screams “I’m wearing this headscarf thing for show and we are DEFINITELY stealing billions of dollars from our country.”

THAT is how you do dictator chic, people!

[Anonymous]

That’s a lovely outfit on Melanie but how is she not freezing?